FUNNY WORLD
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Ganesh Maddikeri
Apr 6, 2012, 1:36:58 PM4/6/12
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If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then
WHY WHALES are fat?
WHY is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE
piece is moved first?
In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills?
If MONEY doesn’t grow on tress then WHY do BANKS have branches?
WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?
WHY doesn’t GLUE stick to its bottle?
WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
If it’s true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for?
If you aren’t supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?
Elephant eats only veg but still fat
WE are funny people living in a SERIOUSLY funny world
.................... !!!!!!
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Mr. Ganesh Lakshman Maddikeri
Department of Chemical Engineering
Institute of chemical Technology,
Nathalal Parekh Marg,
Matunga,Mumbai-400019.
Mo-9970309158
WHY WHALES are fat?
WHY is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE
piece is moved first?
In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills?
If MONEY doesn’t grow on tress then WHY do BANKS have branches?
WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?
WHY doesn’t GLUE stick to its bottle?
WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
If it’s true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for?
If you aren’t supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?
Elephant eats only veg but still fat
WE are funny people living in a SERIOUSLY funny world
.................... !!!!!!
--
Department of Chemical Engineering
Institute of chemical Technology,
Nathalal Parekh Marg,
Matunga,Mumbai-400019.
Mo-9970309158
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