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Date: Sun, 29 May 2011 10:08:52 +0530 (IST)

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Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger? Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet. Dad: How does that satisfy you? Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.     Dad: Do u know how 2 swim? Tintumon: No. Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim. Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim? Dad: For sure! Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?        Tintumon called FM radio & said "I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…. Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?  Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…     Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression. "Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …" "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.        Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school. He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"     Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?  Tintumon:BA Prof.: For Sodium?  Tintumon:NA Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines? Tintumon:"BANANA"   The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?” Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”   Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history. Tintumon didn’t write. Teacher: why are you not writing? Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….     PASSIVE VOICE teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake" Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"     PROFESSOR A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?" Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA" professor: "I don’t understand anything" Tintumon: "same 2 you"     PTA Meeting Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow….. Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ? Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !        Techy Tintumon Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..  Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!     A day spent without laughter is a day wasted ……

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