Police officers - Best of humor
"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."
* "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
* "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't
know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
* "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means
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