Harry Potter Erotic Stories
Taneka Tarring
Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swim by lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present.
In As I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call.
If you like a good threesome, A Nightly Stroll by TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position.
One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers.
I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. In A Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba, Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time.
Did you love the movie Groundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Sexetera, Ad Infinitum by nqdonne is the story for you then. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley.
If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check out The Exploits of Hermione Granger by WhereTheBerriesBloom. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships.
Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Inanimate objects get involved in First Encounter by Lyris Malachi. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls.
Though not its own fanfic, Potterotica is a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer!
What better way to celebrate Harry Potter's anniversary, then, than to see some of this horny fanfiction read aloud? Okay, maybe you could also celebrate by reading it by yourself and never telling a soul, not even your plants. But, if you want to do the first option, you can: the Chicago-based Potterotica Podcast is hosting a live taping at Quencher's Saloon (2401 N. Western Ave.) on June 27.
For $10, you can take in a live taping of the show, participating by putting your wand up when you feel... compelled, let's say, by the stories. More daring viewers can enter their names into the "Goblet of Desire," for a chance to read onstage alongside the three hosts: Lyndsay Rush, Danny Chapman and Allie LeFevere.
Harry Potter may have started out as a beloved children's series, but the first book is officially 20 years old now and the original readers are all grown up. Apparently, they are ready for their favorite characters to grow up, too, so much so that three super fans created a Harry Potter erotica podcast that celebrates the best in sexy fanfiction, and let's just say Myrtle isn't the only character moaning anymore.
Hosted by Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman, three Chicago-based friends and die-hard Potterheads, The Potterotica Podcast is a weekly reading of erotic Harry Potter fanfiction that promises to leave listeners "hot and pottered." In each roughly half-hour to hour-long episode, the hosts read chapters with titillating titles like "Masturbation Managed," "The Boy Who Licked," and "Floo-ty Call" from longer hot-and-steamy fanfic stories that imagine iconic Harry Potter characters getting luckier than Felix Felicis.
A definitely NSFW show, The Potterorica Podcast turns up the heat faster than a Fiendfyre curse, but it isn't all hot-and-heavy listening. Alongside the narrations of Ginny and Luna's steamy encounters by the Black Lake, the show's own Golden Trio of hosts offer up plenty of hilarious commentary to go along with unexpected sex scenes between Draco and Harry or Lily and Sirius. Before starting the podcast, LeFevere, Rush, Danny Chapman had little to no experience with fanfiction, and their reactions to it are just as hilarious as you'd imagine.
Next year, Potterotica will be entering fifth season, and it is anything like their previous shows, you can expect the podcast to be equal parts horny and hilarious. Whether you are a die-hard Potterhead who knows every detail of the series, or a casual observer who has only seen the franchise's movies, this show is a pure delight that will totally transform the way adult fans see the witches and wizards from their favorite kid's series.
The Potterotica Podcast is available for free on iTunes, where you can find 60 different episodes, including Quickies, author interviews, and a recording of the live shows the hosts performed at Quenchers Saloon in Chicago in June, and later at the Chicago Podcast Festival in October. Currently, there are no additional live shows scheduled, but if Harry Potter (and Harry Potter fanfic) has taught us any lesson, it is that anything is possible.
If you have always wanted to see a romance blossom between Harry and Hermione, or fantasized about a LGBTQ romance between the older members of the Order, The Potterotica Podcast has exactly what you're looking for. Find a pair of headphones, pick a fanfic that interests you, and as the hosts say, keep it sexy and magical, muggles.
harry potter erotic fiction by jon z.
"my story"
After a hard-days work on the day of the exams harry, ron and hermione felt extreamly tired so they went back to there dorms at once. Hermione felt intimidated by the sweat on harry's face, and harry as well. nevervously harry did not know what to next, each day he was falling more and more for hermione, but did hermione know? he thought of something simple and invited her into the boys dorm, but before he could say anything she invited him. Even if harry wasn't allowed in the girls dorm he felt to anxious to refuse. As he went up, holding hermione's hand, he can feel sweat dripping down from his chin and his legs. he didnt know what to do, but she quickly took control. They started off with a long conversation about school, but little did he know hermione was getting quite horny. Out of nowhere, in the middle of talking about how annoying colin was getting to be, she kissed him, but only a quick peck. Harry returned it, but in a more passionate way. she slowley rolled her tounge around harry's lips and then in his mouth. She was looking so sexy in the empty dark room, in her summer-tight pink shirt, with jeans so tight that you are able to feel the texture of her skin. he leaned her on the bed until she was fully on her back then got into kissing a little more. Harry didnt know what to do until she told him to take off his shirt, but he refused until she took off her pants. So they both did. She was in a sky-blue thong that was so thin that you could see the moisture coming out of her shaved smooth pussy. He took hermiones panies off and it was like he was in heaven. He pushed his thumb against her clit and she yelled out a quiet but meanningful moan. After about 5 min. of fingering her they both took off all there cloths. Harry took out his rock hard british cock and dabbed it on her lips until she opened her mouth. She opened her mouth and pushed it from cheeck to cheek with her tounge, crookshanks left the room with a whine. After nice oral pleasuring, Harry flipped her over on her knees and spread her legs open. He ate her from side to side until she started to have an orgasm. He didnt want her to cum yet and she didnt want him to cum, or in zacks case, not come at all. he fucked her condom free and she moaned so loud. Her smooth skin and her face so horny. her clit was so pink and she was shaved that you would mistaken her for a pedoliciouse girl. after hours of long and hard fucking they both came as she was riding his cock. one last moan and they fell to the bed side by side. this was the best day at hogwarts that they both have ever had. That is until hagrid came in and shoved his missive-barrell sized cock into hermione until she bled to death, but for harry it was a dream come true
This story gets an A+ for amazing writing. Jon Zelisko is my hero and should publish a whole line of books like this for generations of children to come. Hats off to you, Jon, you make america the way it is.
I must concoure with my fellow colluge Matt that this story is an epic tale. The characters, descriptions, and sexual activity makes it a story to be well remembered, espically when Hagrid comes in and shoves his massive barrell-sized cock into hermoine until she bleeds to death. Truly a work of art!
again, i must agree with matt and not matt. this is a toatally amazing story. Authors of diffrent times such as Avi, Shakesphear, and Token, move the fuck over, because there's a genius in town and his amaizng works bring a smile to children everywhere.
harry potter erotic fiction by jon z.
"hermione and harry agian"
After a quick vaginal spell for hermione and 8 years in azkaban for hagrid, hermione was back at hogwarts doing the usual. Today for quidditch it was hufflepuff against griffindore. As always hermione and ron were both cheering for harry throughout the whole game. She always thought harry was so sexy riding that stick and handling those balls. It reminded her of the one and only night. The night harry stole her virginity. She can remember everything so perfectly, as if it happend last night. She dozed off in what looked like a slight daze as if she was confused and out of nowhere she got hit in the stomach with a bludger. Hooch called the game off. Quickley harry flew over and landed in the balcony everyone cleared the way and there was only hermione on the ground all bloodied up from the impact. She was takin to the hospital wing by the dumbledore (not the dead one) very quickly.
that night in recovery it was only her harry and ron. Ron went to go do homework for lupin in the dorms. harry was left alone with her. Seeing her body there reminded him of the night. the night when all evil was put to rest, the night he felt like he was reborn again, the night when he busted his load so much in her mouth that she started gagging...the night. quickly he couldnt resist himself he slowy unbuttend her robe and reached down her gold and red griffendore skirt there it was, the sky-blue thong. the minute he tried to just touch her pussy she regained conciousness. To a suprise she woke up thinking that it was hagrid, but it was harry. She gave him somewhat of a smile. he smiled back. harry asked her if she was ok. "now that your with me i am". He was so happy that she was alright that he kissed her. She saw that see was still undone from harry curiosity, so he started buttening her back up, but she stoped him. "as you were", she exlaimed. Harry was somewhat surprised but he continued.....IM STILL WORKING ON THE REST OF THE STORY. SRY