Fwd: Gabbar software!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JUNAID ALI]

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software?
Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".


Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se keh do ki "Thakur Softwares" walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana band kar diya hai."


Kaalia: "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?
Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"


Thakur: "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par power-builder chal raha hai."


Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.


Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ......
ye log Programming karenge?
In ko to DOS commands bhi nahi aate."


Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte.
Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."


Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kehna ki uska server down ho gaya ."


AT GABBAR'S DEN...


Gabbar: "Kitne virus the?"


Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."


Gabbar:
"Wo do! Aur tum teen anit-virus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch ke aaye ho?
Gabbar bahut khush hoga? Incentive dega , Salary badayega, Onsite bhejega?


Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la re".


"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"


Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."


Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen.
Bahut na-insaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai........
ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"


Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha hai sarkaar."



Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"

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