Husband-Wife Store..Just for laughs!
Bilal Siddiqui
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in
New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are
six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose
to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second
floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and
are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this
floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner
opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and
have money and like beer
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have
never been visited!!!!!
Ganesh Singh Basera
well.. but reading it in the office is something different...!!
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Thank you
Best Regards
Ganesh
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Bilal Siddiqui
Delhi mein hain (9899112933), where r u ??
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vikash
Hi Neeraj,
I'm fine and at Delhi, Where r u ?
Bilal Siddiqui
Abe saale bataya to maine ki bhai sahib Delhi mein hain (9899112933), unka no. bhi bheja tha, cal nai kar sakte tum unko ek bar wahan se.
