Fwd: Project development - nice one...

[Sunil Murali]

 
 
Definitions of Designations:-

• Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

• Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

• Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

• Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

 

• Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

• Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

• Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

• Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

• Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

• HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

 

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Sunil Murali.A