Re: Boss, we have a problem

[library101]

You got that one 'almost' right :

"There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch !"

- HSN.

On Feb 25, 7:22 pm, cogitoergosum <ha...@gmx.com> wrote:
> Boss, we have a problem
>
> A: assalam alekum, Boss
> B: valekumassalam, wassup?
> A: Boss, we have a problem. Nothing that your highness cannot handle.
> B: Don’t tell me that you have a problem.
> A: I just did.
> B: Did what?
> A: Told you about having a problem.
> B: Who doesn’t have a problem?
> A: You.
> B: You who?
> A: You. The all knowing ‘gyanibaba.’
> B: I should have known that you are going to ask me for a freebee.
> A: Who doesn’t?
> B: OK. Your wish is granted.
> A: How did you know my wish?
> B: It is written on your silly face.
> A: What does it say?
> B: You want to watch a Hindi movie on the internet.
> A: Spoken like a master. May Allah be praised.
> B: May all the 3.3 million Hindi, oops, Hindu gods be praised.
>
> http://veetle.com/index.php/widget#33E91D9314BDD03CB21B41D30C1F1652/t...
>
> A: Boss, we have a problem
> B: Not again.
> A: Yes again. The free Hindi movie has stopped.
> B: What do you expect? You get what you pay for.
> A: I didn’t pay anything.
> B: That’s exactly what you get. “TANSTAAFL>” There ain’t no such a
> thing as a free lunch.
>
> The end
>
> …and I am Sid Harth