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Woody

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May 8, 2007, 6:18:33 PM5/8/07
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Perhaps Barney Next
May 8th, 2007

"I hate you
You hate me
We'll fight until
The end of thee..."

Ah, children's shows. What a great teaching tool they are. And
Hamas is pulling out all the stops in an effort to indoctrinate their
little kiddie-poos to kill as many of us as they can. It's just so
cute, isn't it?

I'm very anxious to see who on the left will be the first in line
to defend this sort of thing, especially since it was a bunch of
leftists that said Bugs Bunny was too violent for our kids to watch.


His name is Farfour, but he speaks with a high falsetto voice and
sure as hell looks an awful lot like Mickey Mouse, doesn't he? I can
just hear his fun and exciting episodes each week:

"So remember boys and gi...wait, NO girls! So remember boys, join
the Farfour Mouse Club today and along with your mouse ears, you'll
also receive a dull, rusty scimitar. Great for lopping off the heads
of the infidels! Join today!" Moms and Dads looking in on their
little cherubs from the kitchen, smiling. Poignant when you think
about it.

We have examples of schools in Great Britain omitting historical
facts simply because they "offend" the muslim children. Who is to say
that right here in America, muslim parents aren't teaching their
children that the Holocaust is a lie? And how long will it be before
schools begin altering curricula to suit their "sensibilities"? Fred
Thompson is right, we have no right to stop them from believing what
they choose, but we certainly have every right and responsibility to
teach history as it was, not to accomodate what makes a particular
group uncomfortable. As they say, the truth hurts.

With cable companies going out of their way to provide
programming in various languages to make immigrants who refuse to
adapt to American society, (a subject unto itself), isn't it entirely
possible that muslims will be clamoring for their own heinous versions
of programming? I can see it now...blood flavored Bazooka bubble gum
with jihad cartoons starring a young Bazooka Ahmed with a patch over
his eye. Swell.

Yeah yeah, I know. I'll get slammed by "well-meaning" libs who
will demand to know why I'm so biased and hateful. But to be perfectly
honest, I'm worried about future generations of Jihadists, and I hate
dying.

Especially at the hands of a fictitious character.
-Woody

Woody

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May 8, 2007, 6:22:55 PM5/8/07
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It really is annoying that this Google forum won't accept links or
pics.
Grrr (That would be that little red-faced non-smiling smilie) Grr.

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