Well, three people showed up, anyway. And a dog.
This scene could almost stimulate my pathos gland, and make me feel sorry for Trump.
Almost... until I remember that instead of being something that he put on gratis for the American people, our President and his grifter klan have been trying to make millions of bucks off of it from those same American people.
Maybe if the band had played Dear Ruler's favorite, the "YMCA" song.
And perhaps a bit of Sarah MacLachlan's tear-jerking, wallet-opening SPCA TV commercial song, "Angel". What dog or cat can resist that one? Especially when that hungry, emaciated puppy looks beggingly at the camera, with his food bowl in his mouth. It's all I can do to refrain from immediately selling my house and car and anything else I own, and rushing them the proceeds ASAP.
(I'm stopped only by my own dog, who reminds me that she'll go hungry if I sell all that I own. And so I sadly send the SPCA only an amount that I can almost afford.)