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--- On Tue, 3/31/09, Pete Oleksiw <pole...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

From: Pete Oleksiw <pole...@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: How Bad Is It ?
Date: Tuesday, March 31, 2009, 5:42 PM

The economy is so bad:

1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

3. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

4. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.

5. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.

6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

10. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate. Do you know how many kids are starving in the U.S.?"

11. Motel Six won't leave the light on.

12. The Mafia is laying off judges.

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