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Subject: FW: Payback
Sent: Thu, Nov 10, 2011 12:07:01 AM
Subject: Payback
A Muslim dies and by some error in handling ends up in heaven. He`s stopped at the
Pearly Gates by St-Peter who says sorry, but we don`t allow Muslims into Heaven.
What? replies the Muslim, and why Not?
Well, we just don`t
The Muslim complains and carries on until St-Peter gets fed up.
Well, says St-Peter--have you ever done anything good in your life?
Ummm--the Muslim replies. Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street
collecting for a children`s charity so I gave her ten dollars. Last week I
donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society and a couple of weeks ago a tramp
asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him ten dollars also.
Alrighty then says St-Peter--wait here and I'll have a quick word with God.
Five minutes later St-Peter returns and says to the Muslim.
Listen, I`ve spoken with God and he agrees with me---
Here`s your 30 bucks back, now fuck off!!!
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