(One night in the City of Limerick a drunk was pounding on the locked door of a pub, closed after hours. He screamed, "Open up I say, I wants me 'alf & 'alf." Eventually the pub owner, whose bedroom was above the pub, opened the window & emptied a chamber pot on the drunk's head, & hollered, "Here's your 'alf & 'alf -- 'alf mine & 'alf me wife's. Now go home.")