This Little Piggy Went to Market
Once upon a forty-third time,
there was a man whose mother thought
his baby feet the most beautiful thing ever seen.
So she tricked twelve elves into making shoes
of the purest glass, so all mankind may see
her darling’s sumptuous little phalanges.
But soon the world tired of gazing longingly
at his divine digiti pedis, and the lad grew
into a desolate fellow, walking ever so slowly
as not to scratch his glorious footwear.
Three times a week, he tippytoed his way
to the Kroger deli counter, asked
for six slices of pickle-pimento loaf.
One day the woman (who always
was sure to take his order)
presented him a hammer, cold chisel,
Neosporin, forty-three Band-Aids,
and the promise of waiting for him
on the other side of a tango’s down-beat.
Dan Reed England