Slight clarification: in digital signals, it is VERY common for short and long "on" (1) and "off" (0) states. A "clock" signal is used to measure timing in order to separate consecutive 1s and 0s...similar to how the human brain's internal "clock" separates "dots" and "dashes" in CW.
Also, as you likely already know, we live in an entirely analog world, ie no "real" digital exists (with arguably the exception at the quantum physics level of particle "spin" and similar traits, but even that is debated by some physicists as we continue to discover new "analog" states at the atomic level). The point there is that what we call digital modes MUST be converted from the human analog actions to digital, and back into an analog form before RF transmission, and back into the (hopefully) faithful digital form by the receiver, and finally back into some analog form for a human to perceive. Examples: human hand movement (which is analog) against an electromechanical device such as a Morse code key or computer keyboard switches (even Assistive device such as a microphone for speech recognition for the blind) that generates a signal that may be converted into a series of on/off digital states, which in turn is used to modulate an RF carrier, often by phase modulating a steady sound tone or RF frequency or amplitude modulating an analog RF carrier via "on" and "off" states (it's never a perfect on/off rise/fall, the RF signal overshoots, rings, etc, in an expected analog fashion), then a receiver picks up that RF signal with additional analog changes (fading, multipath, etc), the digital signal is demodulated and processed in ways that often mimic an entirely analog receiving system, finally the digital signal is converted to an analog form suitable for the human as a pattern of lighted symbols on a display monitor or sound emanating from a loudspeaker (or vibration for a deaf & blind person's hand).
I'm simply pointing out that there is essentially no difference between CW and PSK31 regarding the terminology we're using here...they're both digital, and they both must be present on the air and to/from humans in analog form. The distinction being drawn here is entirely political...what people disagree over based on what each may call "common sense" or some unstated or difficult to state characteristic and how each camp may have gained political support from others in their herd or pertinent government agency.
Another effect of this: during my entire computer industry career I have witnessed confusion on both sides of "analog" and "digital". Many digital engineers I know are so deep in the weeds of their profession that it is largely lost on them that we live in an purely analog world and they therefore sacrifice usability and user understanding for their preconceived notions when designing software and hardware. Many non-techies (read: managers and marketeers) see the world completely opposite and sacrifice innovation when selecting projects to fund or how to promote.
All of the above is why I find the original post humorous as intended. It's healthy IMO to point out the discontinuity in our community through humor (and otherwise), and spur discussion about things that sometimes don't make much sense. The joke is on us.
Stephen W9SK