In a previous article, Lifeforce@Lifeforce@postoffice.worldnet.att.net (Michael Spitz) says:
>I will keep searching as there has to be one left somewhere in the NW.
>David
>
I don't know very many women who - actually none at all - would
be flattered that a man sought them out JUST because they had a big
chest.
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Except some of those (only some mind you) who had major breast implants
*just* so they could get a certain type of guy. But then you have to
worry about what else is plastic ;)
-McDaniel
Most women have two regardless of their marital status.
I know I certainly don't just have one. I have two.
You can't have them though.
Katherine
p.s I think your having an identity crisis Michael/David.
Just curious:)
Katherine
so a 38A would be a no go for :mr looking for one big breast man", but
a 32D would really wow him?
Hmmm..wonder what he'd stuff the other cup with?
How do some guys get away with saying they want a woman with
big boobs...excuuuse me. I mean breasts? I mean come on. If I posted
an ad and said looking for one guy with one really large penis, dontcha
think "mr gotta have me a big breasted woman" would just have a
cow?
Katherine
In a previous article, ha...@u.washington.edu (H. McDaniel) says:
>Except some of those (only some mind you) who had major breast implants
>*just* so they could get a certain type of guy. But then you have to
>worry about what else is plastic ;)
EXACTLY. Sometimes I wish I were bottom of the line in every
sense. It would be hard to find someone, becuase of appearences,
but at least if you had nothing going for you they might actually
really love you.
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In a previous article, bjo...@ucs.orst.edu (Stands By the Wild Rose) says:
>we've done penis size unto death...since we're on the subject of
>breasts...just what is considered large?
>Would a woman have to outdo dolly parton or just most of the
>runway/ magazine ad models that we're supposed to try to emulate?
A - below average
B - average
C - kinda above average
D - really big
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In a previous article, elkr...@u.washington.edu (Laura Baehner) says:
>Anyone can outdo a runway model (shut up, Sid :). Most of them are
>toothpicks and have the breasts to go with their figures. I dunno... In
>my little world D is considered large, but most guys swoon over all
>breasts anyhow.
I think it's Playboy Syndrom - you'll never open the pages of
Playboy and see an A cup - the ski slope kind of breasts that droop
and point. I think straight men need to discover their own nipples
before they go off to play with anyone elses.
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Speaking as the most insane guy on the ng (and as Marsha's Flower Girl)
I've got to say, that I'm most fond of breasts that are around being b or
c at most. I don't know why. I'm even fine with a. Just don't make it d or
DD or E or something, cause I can't handle that. Those are just too big. I
mean, how are you going to give them a hug? My Arms aren't that long!
PLus, they just don't look very comfy. I mean, come on, if you have A or B
you don't really ned to wear a bra to keep your breasts from lflopping
around, but if you've got like a d a bra seems like it'd bee a nescessity.
I don't know. I like As, Bs, or Cs, but my fave is B. =->.
Brought to you by
SidSPx, the Letter B, and the number 3.
Yeah he would. Cause he has a little wee wee. ;->
-SidSpx
I get a kick out of this BS I'm 33, I've been around the world and
with all the women I know not one of them would answer you (Lifeforce).
Grow up a little use your mind there's so much in the PNW to do just
look around first and see what they and you would like to do together
after then things will fall in place.
Rule number 1 never bring up any sex statements in the begining they
will kill you everytime, but we all love beautyful women.
Just also think how many women will not reply to that
statement????????(better statements better reply's)
P.S. I do know a few Large Breasted women that would love to give you
there Breasts in this hot weather be happy your a guy.
E-Tech
> I will keep searching as there has to be one left somewhere in the NW.
> David
>
>
If the breasts are all that important, you could just get an implant and
never be alone again. Me*(:->
> we've done penis size unto death...since we're on the subject of
> breasts...just what is considered large?
> Would a woman have to outdo dolly parton or just most of the
> runway/ magazine ad models that we're supposed to try to emulate?
>
> Just curious:)
>
> Katherine
>
HEY!!! When did we do penis size to death??? I missed it. Katherine I
think you might be paying too much attention to this ad. I vote we just
fill up a few balloons with water and send them to him. Obviously the rest
of the package is unimportant. Me*(:->
In a previous article, bjo...@ucs.orst.edu (Stands By the Wild Rose) says:
>so a 38A would be a no go for :mr looking for one big breast man", but
>a 32D would really wow him?
That's what I've discovered. 32 or 38 makes no difference,
except that its the size of their rib cage. So a 48D might have
big breasts, but she will be overweight as well, which a man may
not find all that attractive. Few women are built - NATURALLY -
like a Playboy centerfold.
>How do some guys get away with saying they want a woman with
>big boobs...excuuuse me. I mean breasts? I mean come on. If I posted
>an ad and said looking for one guy with one really large penis, dontcha
>think "mr gotta have me a big breasted woman" would just have a
>cow?
Unfortunatly, men and women are different when it comes to sex.
Men would LOVE it if you did that. You'd be swarmed with responses.
I hope Mr. Big Breastis' wouldn't have a cow, because remember I _am_
a small cow..
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In a previous article, d...@u.washington.edu (Sid Spencer) says:
>PLus, they just don't look very comfy. I mean, come on, if you have A or B
>you don't really ned to wear a bra to keep your breasts from lflopping
>around, but if you've got like a d a bra seems like it'd bee a nescessity.
>I don't know. I like As, Bs, or Cs, but my fave is B. =->.
Well I could just as easily be a swine and say that I have a
favorite too - men's dicks that aren't CURVED to one side, too long
and skinny, or too wide to do anything with, BUT YOU KNOW...
It just depends. Sure you have your favorites, but a dick is
just a dick, and even if it curves, I can still find something to
do with it so as to enjoy it. AHEM... sorry that was blunt.
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You mean I get to be a swine?????????? YAY! And penii really do that? (Sid
checks to make sure his isn't curving.....unfortunately it's hard to tell
when he's at work)
>
> It just depends. Sure you have your favorites, but a dick is
> just a dick, and even if it curves, I can still find something to
> do with it so as to enjoy it. AHEM... sorry that was blunt.
Naughty, naughty! Well, ditto with breasts, but dds make me toss my
cookies.
-SidSpx
BTW, Sid: As my Flower Girl for my Wedding, I'd like to
let you know that you *will* be wearing shocking pink!
We'll all be shocked to see you in that dress...perhaps
we could sell tickets and make it an event.
What do you think of having The Toucans play for the reception?
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MARSHA ANN FOLKS - Buxom Vixen Vamp of the Internet (Size 38DD)
Ben Franklin's Great^7 Grand Daughter
Engaged to a Fabulous Guy Found Via the Internet!
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they make CURVED ones????? geeeze, the stuff I 've never seen.
really???
Hell, I'm a GUY and I've never seen one! (what? You think I don't peek in
the locker room?)
-SidSpx
So men desire huge lumps of fat covered with flesh? Oh yeah..
oh baby...I'm hot now.. Actually men also have breasts and nipples,
and they also get pretty much the same reaction to having them
stimulated. Like I said before - straight men need to discover their
OWN breasts before they go off to play with anyone elses.
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Oh yes! a friend of mine tells me that he has to TURN SIDE WAYS to enter his
wife, but once it is in everything is okee dokke.
Gar
I guess too many years of spanking the monk can do that too you.
-McDaniel
I've had this conversation before, and the women involved agreed with
you, up to a point.
Considering that the average adult vagina is around 4" deep, a 12" penis
doesn't seem to have a whole lot of advantage over a 6" penis, all else
being equal. Except, maybe, you can "reach out and touch" someone from
a little farther away, or indulge in some interesting gymnastics.
Their point was that a certain minimum size is needed to get them
interested, but beyond that, other factors (like technique, thoughtful
foreplay, etc.) were far more important than an even bigger penis.
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In a previous article, bjo...@ucs.orst.edu (Stands By the Wild Rose) says:
>they make CURVED ones????? geeeze, the stuff I 've never seen.
>
>really???
>
You've never seen a curved penis? One bent to one side?
I think I've been around too much.
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Darn. And you mean all this time I could have skipped buying cream,
and just squeezed my tit over a cup of coffee? Next time I get
clogged up, I'll check for a hymen too ;)
-McDaniel
Gee, I've never been so thankful to have a normal penis.
-SidSpx sXe
YES! You rule.
-SidSpx sXe
Size *is* important (sorry to strike fear in the hearts of you gents).
Anyone who says it's not is entitled to their life of celibacy.
And there's nothing wrong with that at all.
I wonder if religion had its roots with some chap who's penis
resembled a little finger? He needed to get power somehow so
he conjured up the "fear-factor" and made sex taboo.
Sounds like a reasonable theory to me.
"YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS BIG TO GET ON THE RIDE!"
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MARSHA ANN FOLKS - Buxom Vixen Vamp of the Internet
Ben Franklin's Great^7 Grand Daughter
Engaged to a Fabulous Man Found Via the Internet
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I'm sorry, marsha! I didn't mean it! I do like large breasts, but they're
too damn distracting so I try to keep them away from me so I can get some
work done. Hell, Breasts in general distract me too much. Sigh. Poor Sid.
I've never looked at a curvy penis, thank you. Am I missing out?
-SidSpx sXe who'll do anythign to be the flower girl.
In a previous article, jhou...@Salsa.WallData.com (Jerry Houston) says:
>Considering that the average adult vagina is around 4" deep, a 12" penis
Considering that you're a MAN your comment doesn't hold much
water. The size of a (like i really want to talk about this) woman's
vagina is based upon the position of her cervix. Now unless your
woman knows her body really well and can tell you about her cervix
(doubtful) then you wont know until you stick it in.
>Their point was that a certain minimum size is needed to get them
>interested, but beyond that, other factors (like technique, thoughtful
>foreplay, etc.) were far more important than an even bigger penis.
As I said above - you wont know until you try it.
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>In a previous article, suns...@moscow.com (MARSHA ANN FOLKS) says:
>>Size *is* important (sorry to strike fear in the hearts of you gents).
>
> Yes it is. If it doesn't fit you must aquit! (sp?) Ok well
>something like that. If it's not average or below I wont go near it.
>I've only know one man who was seriously below average, and it was
>just a sign of the larger picture - we weren't meant for one another.
Just out of curiosity. What do you consider seriously below average
and what size can you usually work with? Exact inches now, don't be
shy ;-)
Nope I never have..but I guess there's hope for the future. I ain't dead
yet!
Katherine
In response to Marshas theory about small penised men starting
religion and making sex taboo, she is close.
Originally, religion was the various fertility rites practised
to help crops grow and animals breed so that there would be food
on the table. Penis or breast size was not nearly as important
as results, but what got results was a larger penis that could
get the sperm closer to the target, and larger breasts that
could feed the offspring better and improve survivability
among the offspring. This is why a larger breast will turn
some men on, because of the genetic preconditioning to see
that as a survival factor. Bigger and stronger children \
meant that you lived longer, as they would take care of you.
A bigger penis, similarly, means that a man will have a better
chance of doing his job of getting his mate pregnant, therefore
men consider a bigger penis as being a better man. In modern
day society, most of this goes out the window, what with improved
medicine, food production, and all the other things that make us
live longer. Also, monogamy helps because the smaller man will
have more chances of getting Ms. Right pregnant, and will succeed\
just fine.
But when a woman wants a smaller penis because it feels better \
to her during sex, she is ignoring the fact that the penis is
not there for her pleasure, but rather for procreation. The
pleasure is just icing. And when a man wants a smaller breast,
he is ignoring feeding the kids. But today, he doesnt worry about
that, because the store has Similac.
So the smaller breast, like the smaller penis, will work just fine.
But lets not forget what they are there for to begin with.
I'll bet this stirs up a hornets nest.
FLAMES SERIOUSLY IGNORED, BUT YOUR SERIOUS THOUGHTS AND IDEAS
GLADLY WELCOME.
John.
some women like their breast suckeled .
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In a previous article, bar...@scn.org (Scott R Breidenbach) says:
>some women like their breast suckeled .
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Look it's the Little
Dipper!
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Emireen (bd...@scn.org) "Caring would've been useful had it
been chaneled into an informed understanding of how to build
a world I could've trusted enough to reach out to. Sometimes
people must love you enough to declare war." - Donna Williams
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! NOw it looks more like a sailboat.
Well, I'm not going to send you a picture of my penis. It won't fit on
normal film.
-SidSPx sXe
Hee hee hee hee hee hee. My friend Davey swears that he needs another
plane to hold his penis so he made it into a snap on.
Now here is a man in touch with his sensual side. A man that understands
women's bodies. A Man that no woman in her right mind would want to have
sex with. Get a life Bubba, or tell me what the hell checking yourself for
a hyman has to do with getiing in touch with the sensations in your
nipples? *(:-> Me
> > Stands By the Wild Rose <bjo...@ucs.orst.edu> wrote:
> >>they make CURVED ones????? geeeze, the stuff I 've never seen.
> >>
> >>really???
>
> >Oh yes! a friend of mine tells me that he has to TURN SIDE WAYS to enter his
> >wife, but once it is in everything is okee dokke.
>
> I guess too many years of spanking the monk can do that too you.
>
> -McDaniel
WHO IS THIS "GUY"??????? Blech!!!! what a sick SOB, what a dope!!!!
> bd...@scn.org (SCN User) wrote:
> >Emireen (bd...@scn.org) "Caring would've been useful had it
> >been chaneled into an informed understanding of how to build
> >a world I could've trusted enough to reach out to. Sometimes
> >people must love you enough to declare war." - Donna Williams
>
>
> Very profound, Emi... I like it...
RUN BAMBI RUN!!!!!!!! *(:->
So, are you saying that Marsha, Em and I are simply better providers,
looking for an appropriately endowed marksman????? Whooooeeehhh, that
shouild stir up a
hornet's nest!!!!. *(:-> Me
Um......ok. Uh........Mcdanielsan, sand da floor. Wax da car. Paint da
fence.
-SidSpxsan
In a previous article, d...@u.washington.edu (Sid Spencer) says:
>Well, I'm not going to send you a picture of my penis. It won't fit on
>normal film.
>
>-SidSPx sXe
I wont argue with you. You are a computer friend, not a romantic
interest.
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In a previous article, d...@u.washington.edu (Sid Spencer) says:
ROFL!!! Sid that is hysterical! Shame on us! I like the boat
better than the um.."other thing".
In a previous article, mic...@whidbey.net (michale) says:
>>--
>>Emireen (bd...@scn.org) "Caring would've been useful had it
>>been chaneled into an informed understanding of how to build
>>a world I could've trusted enough to reach out to. Sometimes
>>people must love you enough to declare war." - Donna Williams
>
>
>
>Very profound, Emi... I like it...
>
>
>But "chaneled" has two n's. IE channeled...
ZAP! I've been zapped! A spelling error! Yee gads!
The book is "Nobody Nowhere" by Donna Williams. About Autisim.
Very hard to read since the author was the one who had it.
Parts of the book were awesome.
I for one are not convinced that milk supply while lactating is
correlated to breast size. The breast is predominately fat and not milk
ducts or milk producing glands. I'm not sure on this, but it just
doesn't compute.
Philip