re: "but the disadvantage is that they're bulky and have things like
paper trays."
A wise bouncer once told me "noone ever steals the pink one [referring
to guitars / amps / cases]"
Bulky, ugly, ancient == pain in the asterisk for someone to run off
with and head to the pawn shop, not any would-be thief's first choice
Shiny, small, sleek == attractive to everyone else, fits right in
everyone else's pockets
How much do you trust your fellow cow-orkers? :)
https://xkcd.com/705/
The paranoid (experienced) sysadmin always has a backup backup.
I tend towards 2-4 cheap $20 laptops and then they are throwaway
versus one modern one that will lose all its value in 2 weeks anyways,
but my needs are usually minimal. Same model == can share parts,
batteries, etc.
When something breaks, just swap.
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-snowden-had-4-laptops-to-hong-kong-2014-5
http://www.thenation.com/article/186129/snowden-exile-exclusive-interview
What would Snowden do?
"I describe myself as an indoor cat" -- Edward Snowden
You may say "but he got caught!" but doesn't matter, he
got the transcripts.
I would get "2 of the cheapest" or one of each, if you can swing it.
"So, if the Fish you Steal—the Cream you drink—
Ends in what all begins and ends in, Think,
Unless the Stern Recorder points to Nine,
Tho’ They would drown you—still you shall not sink."
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/24258/24258-h/24258-h.htm
See, if you get 2 stern recording machines, that gives you 18 lives!
You don't even want to know how many invisible tin foil hats I
round-ribbon between.
When a thief/spook/raccoon breaks in, you will be glad you have a
heavy, bulky machine to throw at them / attack them with.
Which deflects bullets and other projectiles better?
I rest my case.
My experience is rampant paranoia just makes everything more
fun for everyone.
One of each?
Whatever you decide, tell everyone 1/3 or so the opposite...directly
opposite is just too predictable.
"only weak people die"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073802/trivia?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu
Joubert: Condor is an amateur. He's lost, unpredictable, perhaps even
sentimental. He could fool a professional. Not deliberately, but
precisely because he is lost, doesn't know what to do. Unlike Wicks,
who has always been entirely predictable.