Cheers!!!

[Ansari Dhamim]

Story of an  Engineer (In Project) 

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

 Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.

 I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

 Doctor: are you an Engineer?

 Man: Yes

 Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an Engineer .

Come man , Sleep here… no one can treat you better than me.

:P

 

[yogendra yadav]

True man.........thambi

.....Rgds
Yogendra

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