Fwd: ECHS
Inderpal Singh Anand
From: NK Malhotra <malho...@live.com>
Date: Fri, Feb 28, 2014 at 8:44 PM
Subject: ECHS
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ECHS--joke
Santa goes into 'The Amritsar Hospital' for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a very attractive nurse, Luvleen Kaur, comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on the table. Santa obeys.
Luvleen then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act, Santa catches his breath and asks what that was all about. Luvleen informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
Luvleen then wheels the patient, Santa, to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall, Santa looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, Santa asks," What are they doing in there"?
Luvleen responds, ...
"They're preparing for vasectomies too, but whereas you have Max Health
Care, and they are ex faujis / Govt Employees and have come through ECHS./CGHS