Fwd: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
Inderpal Singh Anand
From: NK Malhotra <malho...@live.com>
Date: Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 8:17 PM
Subject: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my
bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him . . . 'I've got problems. Every
time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I
think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
“ Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the Doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever
come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there
now!'
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
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