Upcoming Jungle Events
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line condition is now RED. Next open run date is run #405, 07 October.
Please register ASAP to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Shredded Paper Needed
If your place of work, or someone you know is willing to donate shredded paper to the Jungle, please bring to any run or contact mismanagement with the details.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
02 September: Run #403: Hares: Doesn't Cum Often, Who's My Daddy, White Chinaman
Reminder: There is now a baht bus fee of 100B which will be collected at the A-Site.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
04 September: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 6 pm at The Haven.
16 September: Run #404: Hares: Unstable Load, Ninja Princess
19 September: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 6 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
07 October: Run #405: Hares: Hares Required
21 October: Run #406: Hares: The Wizard, Sauce For The Goose
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
22 September: Run #79: Surprise Monkey, Hares: Dizzy, Jellobutt, Rear Gunner, G.I. Joe
Please register to attend by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
20 October: Run #80: Angeles Outstation Monkey, Hares: G.I. Joe, Wild Wolf
Register to attend the Monkey Outstation and other outstation runs using the Next Monkey Outstation Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
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Hare Line
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
For those that have never hared a run or have not hared in a long time, expect increasing pressure from your fellow hashers to step up and grab an open date.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to reach the next award level. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have hared a run.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas.
Restricted Areas Map
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Last Run Scribe Report
So, run 402, the Hares were Crapper, Pocket Socket and Bull Trac. The A-site was the great choice of the duck pond near the mosque off the 331. 40-odd Hashers attended including 4 children.
PJH3 seems to have a higher fertility rate than most of Europe. Keep breeding, Hashers.
The scribe was Who’s My Daddy who, having decided his tablet was more interesting, then passed the duty to his daddy, Doesn’t Cum Often who, having realised that he didn’t have a pen or paper, passed the job to moi, your scribe.
3 Hashers turned up late having had trouble finding the place. Beverley Hills Pink Cock actually got his car stuck in a ditch blindly following his GPS.
The run was a typical high-quality Khao Mai Kaeo run. There were a couple of perplexing back checks but it all worked out well. The runner’s trail ended with a stiff climb up and over a mountain plunging down the other side to the A-site. The walkers escaped this.
Delboy discovered yet another way of ensuring he comes in first (other than he was the fastest FRB on the day), namely – Run the Walking Trail! Brilliant.
There was a visitor, Nurse Ratshit from NZ via Kalgoorlie, and a couple of virgins, Bob-a-Gob’s 14-year-old daughter (That’s 1 – 4, fourteen) and Nurse Ratshit’s date/girlfriend/wife, (how to classify?). There were no Belgians or French.
The GM did his normal rotating, delegating, second circle so the crowd saw a wide range of personalities and talent taking proceedings. Second circles tend to evolve and there is often an unplanned ‘victim of the day’ and run 402 saw Bob-a-Gob almost ceaselessly being stuck on the ice or in the bucket.
He revelled in it. The minor victim was Nurse Ratshit’s virgin, Nam who was rather reluctant to sit on the ice but did in the end. She was a sport.
The Wizard recycled a story from the Monday (Gasp, don’t mention the Monday) about Bob-a-Gob and did it to the crowd’s amusement.
Sperm Polluter stuck Bob-a-Gob on the ice and pushed the boundaries again with a question to his daughter and then told the Vlad the Impaler story. By this time, the daughter looks decidedly shocked and is seeing a new side to her father. Wait till she Instagrams everyone back in the UK.
Seal Sucker brought a huge phallic toilet brush with him. It got awarded to somebody, possibly Potato Head or Bananas for something, possibly having a dirty toilet mouth. Rather disappointingly it never got shoved into any orifice, perhaps that’s what happens at the on-on bar.
Jello-“Still got game”-butt announced that Bollywood will join his booty entourage. We’ll see how that one pans out.
Yanky Crank brought along some 67% unidentified “whiskey” from Borneo. Only 2 were brave enough to try it. Ging Gang Goolies spent the following hour floating around above the circle and Nurse Ratshit who ‘took one for the team’ when his virgin requested and then baulked for a second time the magic potion. As a medical professional, he will be able to report back the effects. Or maybe we should ask his girlfriend.
Speedo Pete
