Upcoming Jungle Events
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: GREEN, Next Open Run Is Run #438, 16 Feb 2020
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Jungle Christmas Dinner
15 December: Reminder that payment is due no later than 15 December to secure your seat at the dinner table.
Nations Day/Fund Raising Run
15 March: Mark your calendars as the annual Nations Day run will also be a fund raising event for the Jungle. More details to follow about what we have planned for the day. But for now, future hares please note we have selected the sala behind the Shell station off of hwy 36 (12.942521, 100.99937) as the a-site. It would be greatly appreciated if runs between now and 15 March would steer clear of using that area.
A Sites And Restricted Areas Map
The Jungle website now has an A Sites And Restricted Areas Map. The map displays all past & future A-Sites, along with known restricted areas. The map also indentifies A-Sites for future runs that may be too close to each other, or a restricted area. The map is also useful for hares planning which area to use for their run as it displays A-Sites that have not been used recently, and are not near any A-Sites selected for upcoming runs.
Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
15 December: Run #434: Hares: G.I. Joe, Squeeze My Tube
Misdirections and map to A-Site at end of this email.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
18 December: Jungle Christmas Dinner
Where: Nicky's Restaurant - Soi Bua Khao
Time: be there by 12pm for a 1pm start
Cost: Men 350 baht - Women 350 Baht - Kids 200 Baht
Payment due no later than 15 December
Jungle Christmas Dinner Reservation Form
25 December: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at TBA at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Sperm Polluter, Jellobutt, Pussy Snatcher, Theme: 12 Beers Of Christmas
Led By The Three Wise Men
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
05 January: Run #435: Hares: Love Boat, Pol Dancer
07 January: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Easy R-Con Bar.
19 January: Run #436: Hares: The Wizard, Delboy
02 February: Run #437: Post Australia Day Run, Hares: Bam Bam, Diddy Dicker, White Chinaman
Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
25 January: Run #89: Iron Man Monkey, Hares: Bam Bam, Beetroot Head, Whore In The Window
No. Of Signups On Run: 40, No. On Waitlist: 3, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 40
Max No. Of Signups For This Run Has Been Reached. New Signups Will Be Added To The Waitlist.
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
Lanna Bush Hash Run #38 - Leap Lanna Run
29 February, 2020: Hares: SoB & Pussy Virus
Location: Sakon Nakhon tentatively - but has yet to be scouted/confirmed; so don't book hotels/travel yet.
The Lanna Bush Hash is a challenging men only run.
For more details contat Lanna Bush Hash at: lanna...@gmail.com.
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Hare Line
List Of Hashers That Have Not Hared A Run
The Jungle Hare Line now has a list of hashers who have been on a Jungle run in the last two years, but have not hared a run. If your name is on the list, please consider giving back to the Jungle by haring one of the open run dates.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
A Sites And Restricted Areas Map
When looking for an A-Site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information has been saved in a Google Earth file which has a complete record of all hash trails since 2011 and is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Run Report By Jellobutt
Overheard conversation between Ballringer and Sperm Polluter just before GM Cannonball calls the first circle to order:BR: Sperm Polluter, can I have a word with you. I know that sometime in the second circle you will be an Religious Adviser. And I need to tell you something that you should know. It's a rather delicate and sensitive issue but I do feel its necessary to give you a bit of a warning.
SP: I'm listening...go on.
BR: Well,...hummm, I don't like to talk about it, its a bit uncomfortable, but Ben, my son, has a rather tenuous medical condition.
SP: Oh, dear, sorry to hear that mate.
BR: Yes, well, he's been diagnosed by more than one physician with a rather rare congenital disease.
SP: What is it,..if I may ask?
BR: Its called "Spermacidalitis".
SP: HAHAHAHA, shit, thats funny. ...Sorry, I mean what the fuck is Spermacidalitis?
BR: Its a hereditary disease passed from the parents, when the father is English and the mother is Thai and they both had too many cases of various venereal diseases.
SP: You got to be fucking with me.
BR: No, mate, I'm not. Its actually a mental illness that, well, causes the afflicted to want to kick people in the balls................................stop laughing Mark.
SP: Hold on mate, I got to get the Wizard to hear this...
BR: No, no, I don't want to get the word out. I'm only telling you cause, well, there's a possibility that your hash name might just set him off.
SP: How's that?
BR: He has a tendency to go around our street randomly kicking people's balls while flailing his arms and legs...thinking he's a super hero ridding the world of sperm.,,,,Sperm Polluter, stop laughing...I'm serious.
SP Sorry mate, What are you doing about it?
BR: Not much we can do except take precautions. I have to walk around my house all day covering my nuts. For me..., well, its my name..."Ballringer",....he hates it,. He's constantly trying to ring my balls with all kinds of crazy kicks. He drives me to drink.
BR: When you take the circle tonight, Be sensitive to him. Don't upset him, you could trigger his condition, and well,...it can get pretty rough. He kicks hard.
SP OK, mate, I promise I won't put him in the bucket....after all, it is a family hash.
On On
The Ghostrider
************Misdirections To A-Site
Due to ongoing road works in the vicinity, the following directions may be updated closer to the run date.
Take Highway 7 To The Rayon Exit.
Stay On Highway 36 For 8.5km.
Turn Left (HHH) And Go 100 Meters Then Turn Right (HHH).
Go 500 Meters Then Turn Left (HHH).
500 Meters To The Asite.
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: ORANGE, Next Open Run Is Run #438, 16 Feb 2020
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Nations Day/Fund Raising Run
15 March: Mark your calendars as the annual Nations Day run will also be a fund raising event for the Jungle. More details to follow about what we have planned for the day. But for now, future hares please note we have selected the sala behind the Shell station off of hwy 36 (12.942521, 100.99937) as the a-site. It would be greatly appreciated if runs between now and 15 March would steer clear of using that area.
A Sites And Restricted Areas Map
The Jungle website now has an A Sites And Restricted Areas Map. The map displays all past & future A-Sites, along with known restricted areas. The map also indentifies A-Sites for future runs that may be too close to each other, or a restricted area. The map is also useful for hares planning which area to use for their run as it displays A-Sites that have not been used recently, and are not near any A-Sites selected for upcoming runs.
Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
18 December: Jungle Christmas Dinner
Where: Nicky's Restaurant - Soi Bua Khao
Time: be there by 12pm for a 1pm start
Cost: Men 350 baht - Women 350 Baht - Kids 200 Baht
Payment due no later than 15 December
Jungle Christmas Dinner Reservation Form
25 December: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at TBA at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Sperm Polluter, Jellobutt, Pussy Snatcher, Theme: 12 Beers Of Christmas
Led By The Three Wise Men
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
05 January: Run #435: Hares: Love Boat, Pol Dancer
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
07 January: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Easy R-Con Bar.
19 January: Run #436: Hares: The Wizard, Delboy
02 February: Run #437: Post Australia Day Run, Hares: Bam Bam, Diddy Dicker, White Chinaman
16 February: Run #438: Hares: Hares Required
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. The map can be found on the A Sites And Restricted Areas Map.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Run Report By Unknown At This Time
Waiting for scribe to finish and submit report.
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: ORANGE, Next Open Run Is Run #438, 16 Feb 2020
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Nations Day Run
15 March: Mark your calendars for the annual Nations Day run. Future hares please note we have selected the sala behind the Shell station off of hwy 36 (12.942521, 100.99937) as the a-site. It would be greatly appreciated if runs between now and 15 March would steer clear of using that area.
Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
25 December: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Jollys Piss Stop at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Sperm Polluter, Jellobutt, Pussy Snatcher, Theme: 12 Beers Of Christmas
Led By The Three Wise Men
Details: Bars on the hop to be decided on by Three Wise Men the night of the hop. The final stop will be the new Golden Time GC.
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
First Bar: Jollys Piss Stop
05 January: Run #435: Hares: Love Boat, Pol Dancer
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
07 January: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Easy R-Con Bar.
19 January: Run #436: Hares: The Wizard, Delboy
02 February: Run #437: Post Australia Day Run, Hares: Bam Bam, Diddy Dicker, White Chinaman
16 February: Run #438: Hares: Hares Required
Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
25 January: Run #89: Iron Man Monkey, Hares: Bam Bam, Beetroot Head, Whore In The Window
No. Of Signups On Run: 40, No. On Waitlist: 4, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 40
Max No. Of Signups For This Run Has Been Reached. New Signups Will Be Added To The Waitlist.
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
Lanna Bush Hash Run #38 - Leap Lanna Run
29 February, 2020: Hares: SoB & Pussy Virus
Location: Sakon Nakhon tentatively - but has yet to be scouted/confirmed; so don't book hotels/travel yet.
The Lanna Bush Hash is a challenging men only run.
For more details contat Lanna Bush Hash at: lanna...@gmail.com.
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Hare Line
List Of Hashers That Have Not Hared A Run
The Jungle Hare Line now has a list of hashers who have been on a Jungle run in the last two years, but have not hared a run. If your name is on the list, please consider giving back to the Jungle by haring one of the open run dates.
You can check the @JungleHareLinePage for run dates in need of a hare.
Register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
The Jungle has an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
The Jungle website now has an A Sites And Restricted Areas Map. The map displays all past & future A-Sites, along with known restricted areas. It also indentifies A-Sites for future runs that may be too close to each other or a restricted area. The map is also useful for hares planning which area to use for their run as it displays A-Sites that have not been used recently, and are not near any A-Sites selected for upcoming runs.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
The map information is also saved in a Google Earth file and is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails. To ensure the Google Earth file has the most recent trails, please send and email to @JungleEmail to request the file be updated.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Run Report By Love Boat
After a pleasant ride we arrived at the A-site just along the 36 rather close to where it crosses 331.Pleasant because of the nice company and riding together with one of the hares GI Joe. He confessed that his wife Squeeze, the other hare, found the place (A-site) and made the trail because she has a compass in her head.
Actually the ride was pleasant until we left the 36 and entered the dirt road. All of us ended up gritting our teeth full of the sand/dust. It's the dry season. The hares managed to find water anyway.
Lovely A-site except for a bee nest in one of the trees. They stayed calm though and enjoyed the evening which started with Cannonball welcoming us and then the hares told us about the run. Sticks paper etc.
Pussy Snatcher managed to fall two times within the first 10 meters in his effort to be a frb. The run started with a slope turning left running along a wall. After approx 150 metres though you had to cross a stream of ugly dirty water.
The run continued on dirt roads, inside rubber plantation which opened up to a small lake/pond. On on with a lot of running along sandy roads which was hard. Somewhere there was a long stretch inside water which I sadly missed, made it up in the end by going knee-deep in yet another stream-crossing.
Back at the A-site heard that some water-afraid walkers turned around at the first water and had a very short walk. The longer the wait for the beer.
In all a very good run where you could actually RUN.
Onon Loveboat