Upcoming Jungle Events
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Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: ORANGE, Next Open Run Is Run #441, 05 Apr 2020
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Hare Assistance Requested
05 April: Run 441 - 5 April 2020
Homebrew has volunteered to be an assistant to a more experienced hare for the above run. He doesn't have transport either, but if you are thinking of haring on this date Homebrew will be happy to help. Please contact Homebrew, or send an email to contac...@gmail.com if you can help out.
Nations Day Run
15 March: Mark your calendars for the annual Nations Day run. Future hares please note we have selected the sala behind the Shell station off of hwy 36 (12.942521, 100.99937) as the a-site. It would be greatly appreciated if runs between now and 15 March would steer clear of using that area.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
16 February: Run #438: Sperm Polluter B'day/Anniversary Run, Hares: Beetroot Head, Sperm Polluter, Casper
Misdirections and map to A-Site at end of this email.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
19 February: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Nikom Court at 18:00 pm.
Led By: I.H.O.P.
Details: TBA when I arrive Pattaya 15 Feb.
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
01 March: Run #439: Hares: Spastic Whore King, Jackal
03 March: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Easy R-Con Bar.
15 March: Run #440: Nations Day, Hares: Pussy Snatcher, Jellobutt, Arse Bandit
05 April: Run #441: Hares: Hares Required
Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
21 March: Run #90: Grandes Cojones Monkey, Hares: Arse Bandit, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Arseholeo
No. Of Signups On Run: 50, No. On Waitlist: 5, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 50
Max No. Of Signups For This Run Has Been Reached. New Signups Will Be Added To The Waitlist.
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
Lanna Bush Hash Run #38 - Leap Lanna Run
29 February, 2020: Hares: SoB & Pussy Virus
Location: Chiang Kong (Chiang Rai Province)
The Lanna Bush Hash is a challenging men only run.
Saturday 29th Feb - Registration & Run Start 12:00 in the Car Park of the Namkhong Riverside Hotel, Chiang Kong
Friday 28th Feb - welcome drinks in CHIANG KONG with activities kicking off in Rin Bar (nearby to Namkhong Riverside Hotel) at 19:00.
For more details contat Lanna Bush Hash at: lanna...@gmail.com.
*** Please would you register your intent to attend by sending an email to SoB (marc....@probus.asia) ASAP ***
Additionally Lanna Bush Hasher Saggy Balls who owns Siam Tara Resort, Chiang Khong. www.siamtararesort.com has made the following offer:
Current rates are advertised at Baht 1,200/night, but I can do a deal for all the hashers for Baht 800/night including breakfast.
This can be booked direct through me on e-mail "siamtar...@gmail.com" or phone Saggy Balls on 0878895242.
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Hare Line
List Of Hashers That Have Not Hared A Run
The Jungle Hare Line now has a list of hashers who have been on a Jungle run in the last two years, but have not hared a run. If your name is on the list, please consider giving back to the Jungle by haring one of the open run dates.
You can check the @JungleHareLinePage for run dates in need of a hare.
Register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, @JungleHareRaiserName1 or @JungleHareRaiserName2 at contac...@gmail.com.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
The Jungle has an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
A Sites And Restricted Areas Map
The Jungle website now has an A Sites And Restricted Areas Map. The map displays all past & future A-Sites, along with known restricted areas. It also indentifies A-Sites for future runs that may be too close to each other or a restricted area. The map is also useful for hares planning which area to use for their run as it displays A-Sites that have not been used recently, and are not near any A-Sites selected for upcoming runs.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
The map information is also saved in a Google Earth file and is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails. To ensure the Google Earth file has the most recent trails, please send and email to @JungleEmail to request the file be updated.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Run Report By Absolutely Fucking Clueless
Today we had rapid and smooth exit out of town. Another benefit of the Corona virus threat. The streets devoid of tourist and associated traffic.In what seemed like no time we were climbing the hill towards the 331 at the end of Soi Phoenix. No sooner had Arse Bandit uttered the words “we never Hash this side of the 311” pointing leftwards. Reason given: that the old site we used to use was a major health hazard of putrescible waste, toxic smog and poisonous leachate coming from thousands of tons of poorly managed (dumped) waste material composed of god knows what. We were turning into said toxic wasteland.
On arrival we were pleasantly surprised to find a clean A site clear of visible refuse and foul pungent odours. I am surmising that the Hares had made a considerable effort to make the site clean and welcoming.
************Misdirections To A-Site
From Pattaya Tai, turn right onto Sukhumvit Rd and drive south to the Soi Huay Yai intersection, turn left onto Huay Yai and drive all the way out to highway 331.
At 331, turn left and drive up to the first available U-turn (approx 1.5kms) do a U-turn and drive approx 4.5kms back towards Sattahip and look for a HHH to turn left.
Turn left and drive down the dirt track to the A site by the lake (approx 900mts)
Jungle Hash
Upcoming Jungle Events
19 February: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Nikom Court at 18:00 pm.
Led By: I.H.O.P.
Update On Bar Stops: Nikom Court, Serenity GoGo, Noi Bar, Dragon Bar
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
Bar Stops: Nikom Court (1), Serenity GoGo (2), Noi Bar (3), Dragon Bar (4)
