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Jungle Hash
Mar 25, 2018, 4:43:57 AM3/25/18
to Pattaya Jungle
Jungle News
Hare Line condition is RED which means we are two runs from a run with no hares (Run #395, 6 May).
Please register ASAP to a hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration form.
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1 April: Run #393: Jungle Fools Day Run, Hares: Pussy Snatcher, Jellobutt (GM For The Day Needed)
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
Jungle hashers, you're in for a treat for this run. Not only have your fool hares mapped out a great hashing trail, we have also secured an A-Site in, and will be wining and dining you at the beautiful and elegant Koon's Cafe and Coffee Restaurant. So come prepared in your finest hash attire for a memorable day of hashing. No fooling!
3 April: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 6 pm at Boomerang Bar (Monkey meeting @ 5:30 pm)
22 April: Run #394: St Georges Day Run (Date Change for Sonkran), Hares: The Wizard, Sperm Polluter, Delboy, Arsebandit, Beetroot Head
25 April : Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 6 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
Important: Hares Required for runs begining 6 May. Use
the new Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration form to grab a run date.
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Special Runs
For more details and to register your intention to attend, visit the Bangkok Bush H3 website.
In support of the B2H3, the Pattaya Jungle H3 will organize transport to their run. Cost of the transportation to be shared. Baht buses will depart at 13:00 pm from the usual pickup point, the Buffalo Bar.
Since this is a bring your own everything hash, we need to allow space for those bringing small coolers, baskets of food, chairs and all the other accutrements required for a hash run. Therefore we will hire baht buses based on 8 hashers/bus. First to 8 to pay get on the first bus. We will need 8 hashers for each additional bus hired.
The deposit to secure your place on the bus will be 250B/hasher. Once we know the final count and costs, you'll be refunded the difference. Pay in advance to Jellobutt or Diddy Dicker at the Boomerang Guesthouse and Bar. Deadline for signing up for transport and paying will be 5 April.
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Check hare line for next open date. If you have never hared a run, or have not hared recently, please contact either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard.
You also can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration form.
For those that have never hared a run or have not hared in a long time, expect increasing pressure from your fellow hashers to step up and grab an open date.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. Here is the link to the map.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle website at this link.
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Hares: Scandinavian Gang of 3
Nations Day Run OR ,,,,,,,,,,,,,What the F&%k did you bring for me to eat?
Love Boat being one of the hares today, walked around the A site surveying the various fine cuisines being offered on this Nations Day hash feast, She interviewed various hashers gone chef for the day. Here are some out takes of her interviews:
Walking over to the English table Love Boat saw Delboy pouring out shot glasses of Glenkinchie 12 year old whiskey for all to sample,
LB: Delboy you brought whiskey to the hash? I thought you were sober.
DB: Sure am, nearly 2 years now.
LB: How's that working out for you?
DB: Boring as hell.... but sometimes amusing.
LB: Oh really, how so?
DB: Well take last night for example. I had a dream. I was in my condo when God paid me a visit. "God why are you here?" I said.
God replied, "Delboy, I've come here to share with you some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
I remember feeling a bit surprised so I replied, "I like to hear the good news first."
"Ok" says God, "The good news is that there is an A.A. group in heaven."
I was startled "That’s great news. What’s the bad news?"
God smirked, "The bad news Delboy is you're chairing tonight's meeting."
Love Boat then rambles over to the Scottish table where wee Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Loony are serving up some minced animal intestines and jelloshots.
Love Boat: So Dirt Loony I hear you bought a new condo how's that working out?
DL: Not too good I tell ya. One neighbor keeps threatening to kill me and the other neighbor doesn't stop banging his head against the wall. It's horrible.
LB: Oh, don't you worry. Just ignore them.
DL: Aye, that I do. I just keep playing my bloody bagpipes.
Next, Love Boat solemnly migrates to the American table:
LB: Hey Fag Hacker, question for ya. What's does having sex in a canoe and Budweiser beer have common?
FH: (while fumbling with his band aid on his boo boo), I haven't any idea?
LB: They're both fucking close to water.
FH: Hey, we're not serving Budweiser here, this is all American yogurt. Yogurt and America are almost the same thing.
LB: That's impossible, If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years it develops a culture.
Lastly, Love Boat meanders to the French who are all huddled about sitting on poofta pink chairs gabbing amongst themselves.
LB: So a...Bon Jour Frogs, ...ummmm...did you know...I mean not to be forward or anything...but taaaaa, yea, well, ummmm, today is Nation's Day and we all brought food to share around the circle. I noticed you're all gathered about in your own party eating snails.
Frog Man responds: .ldhnvkhnlh;lnhlknaldnv;lnhsf;ndvnd;vndanv;cnv;anv;dnvcnv lnd....
LB: Ah, Dirty Pussy, Can you translate please?
DP: Sure, he said we eat snails cause we don't like fast food.
(sound of trombone in the background "wa wa wa waaaaa)..
On On
The Ghost Rider
Jungle Hash
Mar 30, 2018, 2:36:46 AM3/30/18
to Pattaya Jungle
Jungle News
Hare Line condition is RED which means we are two runs from a run with no hares (Run #395, 6 May).
Please register ASAP to a hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration form.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
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1 April: Run #393: Jungle Fools Day Run, Live Hares: Pussy Snatcher, Jellobutt (GM For The Day Needed)
Jungle hashers, you're in for a treat for this run. Not only have your fool hares mapped out a great hashing trail, we have also secured an A-Site in, and will be wining and dining you at the beautiful and elegant Koon's Cafe and Coffee Restaurant. So come prepared in your finest hash attire for a memorable day of hashing. No fooling!
3 April: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 6 pm at Boomerang Bar (Monkey meeting @ 5:30 pm)
22 April: Run #394: St Georges Day Run (Date Change for Sonkran), Hares: The Wizard, Sperm Polluter, Delboy, Arsebandit, Beetroot Head
25 April : Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 6 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
Important: Hares Required for runs begining 6 May. Use
the new Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration form to grab a run date.
****************************************************************************************************************
Special Runs
For more details and to register your intention to attend, visit the Bangkok Bush H3 website.
In support of the B2H3, the Pattaya Jungle H3 will organize transport to their run. Cost of the transportation to be shared. Baht buses will depart at 13:00 pm from the usual pickup point, the Buffalo Bar.
Since this is a bring your own everything hash, we need to allow space for those bringing small coolers, baskets of food, chairs and all the other accutrements required for a hash run. Therefore we will hire baht buses based on 8 hashers/bus. First to 8 to pay get on the first bus. We will need 8 hashers for each additional bus hired.
The deposit to secure your place on the bus will be 250B/hasher. Once we know the final count and costs, you'll be refunded the difference. Pay in advance to Jellobutt or Diddy Dicker at the Boomerang Guesthouse and Bar. Deadline for signing up for transport and paying will be 5 April.
30 April: PH3 Run #1782: The Grand Masters' Run, Hares:
Mental Disorder, Sperm Polluter, AFC, Professor Pinky
The GM's from all four Pattya Hashes are going to show us how it's done? Really?? Hmmm... Well worth a visit to the PH3 run to find out.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
26 May: Run #77, AGM Monkey, Hares: AFC & ???
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