Upcoming Jungle Events
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: RED, Next Open Run Is Run #433, 01 Dec 2019
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
03 November: Run #431: Hares: B.B., Tick Tock
Misdirections and map to A-Site at end of this email.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
05 November: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Easy R-Con Bar.
17 November: Run #432: G.I. Joes B'day Run, Hares: G.I. Joe, Squeeze My Tube
20 November: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Escobar and Guesthouse at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Cannon Ball, Theme: Jomtien Bar Hop
Details: Last stop at Apple Bar, Rompho Market
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
01 December: Run #433: Saint Andrew's Day, Hares: Hares Required
15 December: Run #434: Hares: Hares Required
Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
23 November: Run #88: The Queen Monkey, Hares: The Wizard, Crap Thai
No. Of Signups On Run: 38, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 50
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
Lanna Bush Hash Run XXXVI
14 November, 2019: Hares: Byte My Yahoo & Sloppy Rod
Location: Chiang Mai (somewhere-ish)
The Lanna Bush Hash (LBH3 - official host of MIH2019) this MIH 2019 Pre-Lube run will be a challenging MALE ONLY run.
Run fee 1500 Baht - run fee includes run, transport, loads of beer & softies, t-shirt & OnOnOn meal.
Register at Lanna Bush Registration or via Lanna Hash Cash Skid Mark (dietma...@icloud.com)
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Hare Line
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
All Hash A Sites - Future & Past
When looking for an A-Site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information can be found on the All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page. A complete record of all hash trails since 2011 is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails.
A Site Recommendations
We now have another map avaiable to help hares select an area for their run. This map displays A-Sites that haven't been used in at least six months, are no closer than 2 km to an A-Site that has been used in the last six months, and is at least 1 km from a restricted area. This map can be found on the A Site Recommendations page.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. The map can be found on the Restricted Areas Map page.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Run Report By Hobbit
Run No 430. The Camel Toe AffairEvery few years the cracks band together and to show the virgins and the old farts how to set a proper run and this occasion was no different.
Led by Squeeze My Tube, Bell End, Pussy Number 3, Pink a Boo and Casper, this gaggle of hares’ managed to scheme a hare credit each, which partly explains why PJH3 has resorted to numerous punitive measures to fill the hare-line.
With a dozen Monkey absentees, including the GM our substitute GM for the day was Jellobutt. Himself a substitute for a disappearing Wizard, Jellobutt sent the pack away on time following a totally incoherent briefing from Bell End.
Nevertheless, the paper was both hanging and shredded so the trail was clear and true and it was not long before the pack encountered the first stream, but this at least had a plank across some thick and uninviting shiggy.
An early back check through a rubber plantation turned the pack around and Sperm Polluter and Delboy were seen panicking that they might be left behind. Tom Yam Gung had already left Boob a Lube in her wake and together with Pat Pom our female Bangkok regulars were setting the pace. Another back check soon reversed the pack again until a check before a pineapple field finally exposed our fake GM for the day. True to form, Jellobutt was lazing around claiming to be directing operations when in reality he was gasping for breath trying to keep up with Jackal, Ballringer and Arseaholic.
At this point, having already solved numerous checks, Hobbit with My Precious disappeared into the tapioca leaving Dirty Pussy, Atomic Muff Diver and Oh No to form their own short cutting threesome while Linguini Weeny shielded his innocent daughters’ eyes.
Meanwhile, the trail looped around pleasant tree covered country before a long stretch where the hares had hacked their way through, only to find more streams and ancient tapioca. Another long loop allowed some judicious short cutting and which kept the pack bunched, all except Rear Gunner who decided the road was safe way home. Finally passing the Polo Escape, more palm groves and the last stream jump before a visual of NI NO on the right side of the track as we sprinted to the beer.
Overall an excellent run containing a mix of every form of plantation, landscape and terrain. Run of the Year was the overall consensus with most covering a solid 8 km or more in 1hr 25 mins.
A great circle followed with delicious food kindly sponsored by Squeeze My Tube on the occasion of her 69th Birthday !
The cracks showed how it should be done so all those idle bastards who wish to match their efforts should contact our Hare Raisers to eliminate the numerous gaps in our already RED alert hareline.
On On
Hobbit
***********************Misdirections To A-Site
From Pattaya Tai, turn right onto Sukhumvit Rd and drive south to Soi Huay Yai, turn left and follow it all the way out to Soi 43 (Soi Polo 1) on your left.
Turn left and follow this soi for approx 2 kms and look for a HHH to turn right, approx 250mts from the end of the overpass.
Turn right onto the dirt track and follow it for approx 700mts and look for the A site on the right, (pay attention to any addition HHH signs the Hares may use)
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: RED, Next Open Run Is Run #434, 15 Dec 2019
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Mismanagement Meeting Location Changed
05 November: Mismanagement meeting location has been changed to G.I. Joe's House. Please send an email to contac...@gmail.com to request directions to his house.
Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
05 November: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at G.I. Joe's House.
Meeting Location: G.I. Joe's House
Mismanagement meeting location has been changed to G.I. Joe's House. Please send an email to contac...@gmail.com to request directions to his house.
17 November: Run #432: G.I. Joes B'day Run, Hares: G.I. Joe, Squeeze My Tube
20 November: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Escobar and Guesthouse at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Cannon Ball, Theme: Jomtien Bar Hop
Details: Last stop at Apple Bar, Rompho Market
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
01 December: Run #433: Hares: Arseholeo, Knickerless
15 December: Run #434: Hares: Hares Required
05 January: Run #435: New Years Run, Hares: Hares Required
Run Report By G.I. Joe
While awaiting at the bus pickup point it wasn’t hard to figure out we were going to have a small turn out. We had a little rain so only the true hashers come out.Some were brave enough to even ride their motor bikes. One of them was Dirt Looney (Hash Hero). He showed up on his bike after doing a half marathon earlier that day. For sure he is an over achiever.
While waiting for the opening circle the lone hare B.B. showed up after rechecking his trail. When I saw him I said to Jello Butt “It must be a hard trail by the way the hare looks”. Jello Butt commented “no he looks the same way when he bends over to tie his shoes”.
When the hare came into the circle to tell us about the run he didn’t seem to happy. It seems another hash recently used the same area for a run and removed his paper. No names were mentioned right Arse Bandit.
We finally got to the running part. The paper wasn’t the best because newspaper when wet is hard to see. There were enough runners so even with wet newspaper we were able to find our way. The trail was very good we did a lot of water and mud running. I liked that. It is very interesting to see all the trouble hashers go through to not go through water or mud. I figure once your shoes get wet and muddy just keep on trucking. We did have a little rain during the run but that made for a nice temperature for running. Most people made it back in under an hour so lots of time for beer.
Thanks B.B. lots of effort and a very good run.
On On
G.I. Joe
