Upcoming Jungle Events
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line condition is now RED. Next open run date is run #403, 02 September.
Please register ASAP to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Shredded Paper Needed
If your place of work, or someone you know is willing to donate shredded paper to the Jungle, please bring to any run or contact mismanagement with the details.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
05 August: Run #401: Hares: Rumpled Foreskin, Dirt Looney
Reminder: There is now a baht bus fee of 100B which will be collected at the A-Site.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
07 August: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 6 pm at Nicky's, Soi Buakhao.
19 August: Run #402: Hares: Crapper, Bull Trac, Pocket Socket
22 August: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 6 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
02 September: Run #403: Hares: Hares Required
16 September: Run #404: Hares: Hares Required
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
22 September: Run #79: Surprise Monkey, Hares: Dizzy, Jellobutt, Rear Gunner, G.I. Joe
Please register to attend by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
20 October: Run #80: Angeles Outstation Monkey, Hares: G.I. Joe, Wild Wolf
Register to attend the Monkey Outstation and other outstation runs using the Next Monkey Outstation Run Registration Form.
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Hare Line
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
For those that have never hared a run or have not hared in a long time, expect increasing pressure from your fellow hashers to step up and grab an open date.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to reach the next award level. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have hared a run.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas.
Restricted Areas Map
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Last Run Scribe Report
On the day of the PJH3 run number 400, our intrepid hashers gradually came to and/or sobered up from the various previous night’s activities, eager for the chase but in trepidation of what was to befall them in the afternoon (it also has to be said that some ran the Pattaya half-marathon in the morning).
Clouds threatened all morning and early afternoon, with some occasionally breaking into actual rain. Mercifully there was no major downpour, just a few splatters, but in any case all pack members doubtless felt safe in their minds that IF there had been any, for example overnight, the hares would surely have checked out the trail in the morning and refreshed paper where needed.
Some hopes, that was not to be. Instead, on trail we found a few soggy wisps of paper from time to time. If there had been any shreddy before, most of it was ether rain-sodden and/or washed/blown away. By some miracle, nobody appears to have got lost or led astray, which may be due to the excellence of the highly experienced hares setting trail with checks and back-checks holding the majority (even the slowest of us) more or less together.
Details of the trail are now somewhat hazy mainly as a result of the circle, but of note were the fantastic jungle and tall grass sections, and the damp areas. Hares had advised the pack to expect a water crossing that you could ‘walk over’. Well, they had not lied, there was one such crossing. But they forgot to mention any other water crossings or sections, including one that must have been 600 metres long.
The consensus was that this was a great 400th event that provided superb entertainment for all, maybe except the Beer Hunters, who unusually found themselves far from a convenient shop. The A-site was good, despite some shiggy and broken-up concrete, and provided some useful hard standing.
For the record, by way of experiment the food was provided by a commercial caterer.
Hares, thanks for another brilliant day out with PJH3. Thanks also to those responsible for the celebration socks – nice idea!!!
Rumpled Foreskin
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line condition is now RED. Next open run date is run #404, 16 September.
Please register ASAP to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Bangkok Bush Hash 1st Anniversary Run
18 August: See Special Runs section below for details.
Shredded Paper Needed
If your place of work, or someone you know is willing to donate shredded paper to the Jungle, please bring to any run or contact mismanagement with the details.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
07 August: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 6 pm at Nicky's, Soi Buakhao. (Monkey mismanagement meeting at 5:30 pm)
19 August: Run #402: Hares: Crapper, Bull Trac, Pocket Socket
Reminder: There is now a baht bus fee of 100B which will be collected at the A-Site.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
22 August: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 6 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
02 September: Run #403: Hares: Doesn't Cum Often, Who's My Daddy, White Chinaman
16 September: Run #404: Hares: Hares Required
07 October: Run #405: Hares: Hares Required
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
22 September: Run #79: Surprise Monkey, Hares: Dizzy, Jellobutt, Rear Gunner, G.I. Joe
Please register to attend by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
20 October: Run #80: Angeles Outstation Monkey, Hares: G.I. Joe, Wild Wolf
Register to attend the Monkey Outstation and other outstation runs using the Next Monkey Outstation Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
18 August: Run #6: 1st Anniversary Run Celebration, Hares: Drunkin’ Donut and Pussy Virus
There is no run fee and there will be a Bangkok Bush Hash T-shirt for all participants who register their intention to attend before 10 August. For more details and to register your intention to attend, visit the Bangkok Bush Hash website.
In support of the B2H3, the Pattaya Jungle H3 will organize transport to their run. Cost of the transportation to be shared. Baht buses will depart at 13:00 pm from the usual pickup point, the Buffalo Bar.
Since this is a bring your own everything hash, we need to allow space for those bringing small coolers, baskets of food, chairs and all the other accutrements required for a hash run. Therefore we will hire baht buses based on 8 hashers/bus. First to 8 to pay get on the first bus. We will need 8 hashers for each additional bus hired.
The deposit to secure your place on the bus will be 250B/hasher. Once we know the final count and costs, you'll be refunded the difference. Pay in advance to Diddy Dicker at the Boomerang Guesthouse and Bar. Deadline for signing up for transport and paying will be 16 August.
Last Run Scribe Report
WIP
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line condition is now RED. Next open run date is run #404, 16 September.
Please register ASAP to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Bangkok Bush Hash 1st Anniversary Run
18 August: Reminder: Deadline for signing up and paying for transport to the B2H3 run is this Thursday. See Special Runs section below for details.
Shredded Paper Needed
If your place of work, or someone you know is willing to donate shredded paper to the Jungle, please bring to any run or contact mismanagement with the details.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
19 August: Run #402: Hares: Crapper, Bull Trac, Pocket Socket
Reminder: There is now a baht bus fee of 100B which will be collected at the A-Site.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
22 August: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 6 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
02 September: Run #403: Hares: Doesn't Cum Often, Who's My Daddy, White Chinaman
04 September: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 6 pm at The Haven.
Another good one. Great new “A” site, not used before. As usual the front running bastards shot off like stabbed rats, not to be seen (or heard of ) again until the circle.
Well laid trail. So much paper (every 5 yards in places that could have been seen from space) that even G.I Joe could not get lost. Having said that, Atomic Muff Diver (without his Chinese minder) did manage to come in half an hour after everyone else, together with the shopping crew. Hmmmm. Suspicion’s aroused.
No hills, no water, no cattle, no lost Hashers, so disappointing in some respects, but pleasant open farm land with views.
Exceptional planning and hospitality from the Hares. Looking at the chicken skin in Rumpled Foreskin’s chicken soup I finally realized how he got his hash name. Sorry if that conjures up a mental image hard to forget. Sweaty sock Dirt Looneys famous trademark “Jelly shots,” and the usual snacks complimented with cheese and biscuits. Nice one Hares.
The circle commenced with the usual ritual abuse of hares and anyone else that for the most nebulous reasons (or none what so ever) could be become a victim on ice.
Notable was the naming of “Doesn’t Cum Often” son, as “Who is my Daddy.” A very polite and well behaved young Thai/Cloggy man of ten years.
Not to worry DCO, the Hash will soon knock that polite shit out of him.
“Giggleshit,” returning from the Aussie butcher’s chop shop bedecked in bandages, made a heroic appearance despite looking like one of Frankenstein’s early rejects. Respect DCO. Got more balls than a golf club.
“Icehole” getting the Hamersley wanker shirt for being ? Well _ _ _ _ just Icehole.
After that your scribe drifted off and missed the reasons for the inevitable subsequent icings but I’m sure they were justified.
1 short, a small but perfectly formed Hash.
On,On.
Bulltrack