Upcoming Jungle Events
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: GREEN, Next Open Run Is Run #415, 03 Mar 2019.
Please register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Take Care Kids Funday
05 January: This Saturday we invite all members of the hash community to help mismanagement present a donation of the TNH 2017 run surplus in the amount of 83,969B + interest to Take Care Kids. The Take Care Kids Funday fun begins at 11 am at the Sea Falcon Restaurant in Na Jomtien. Baht buses will be leaving Nickys Restaurant at 10 am, 12 pm and 2 pm. Please call Debby at 087 054 9056 to reserve a seat.
For those interested, the conditions for use of the TNH 2017 surplus can be found at this link TNH 2017 Surplus Cash Conditions.
Limited Seating For Run #412
06 January: The next Jungle run is the day before the PH3 35th Anniversary Run and for this reason we are expecting a very large turnout for run #412. As the Jungle only has seats for about 80 hashers, and this run could see upwards of 130 signups, we are strongly recommending hashers bring their own seats for this run.
A Site Recommendations
We now have another map avaiable to help hares select an area for their run. This map displays A-Sites that haven't been used in at least six months, are no closer than 2 km to an A-Site that has been used in the last six months, and is at least 1 km from a restricted area. This map can be found on the A Site Recommendations page.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
01 January: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Boomerang Bar.
06 January: Run #411: Hares: Peler, Arseaholic, Paprika Smiley, Princess Bum Boy, Pink Dolphin
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
20 January: Run #412: Australia Day Run, Hares: Bam Bam, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, White Chinaman, Mr. Giggle Shit
23 January: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 18:00 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
03 February: Run #413: Hares: Unstable Load
17 February: Run #414: Valentine's Day Run, Hares: Pussy Snatcher, Pussy Number Three
Bring Your Own Chair To Jungle Runs
Help the Jungle save on transport of chairs and replacement cost when they wear out, plus guarantee a seat for the circle by bringing your own chair to A-site. Recommended is a very comfortable folding seat that packs down to an easy to carry size of 11 x 35 cm with a beer belly load capacity of 105 kg (Recommended Portable Chair). If you would like to order a chair, please send an email to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
26 January: Run #82: Fair Dinkum Australia Day Monkey
Joint run with Lanna H3, Hares: Bam Bam, Yanky Crank, Skid Mark, Belly Dancer
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
26 October: Run #87: Monkey Outstation - Exact Run Date & Location TBA, Hares: G.I. Joe
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Special Runs
PH3 35th Anniversary
Anniversary Itinerary
4 January: Full Moon Run
5 January: Bar Hop
7 January: PH3 35th Anniversary Run
Pre-registration is strongly recommended
Special Note: The PH3 35th Anniversary Run expects to have a large turnout. Out of consideration for their event, hares please avoid using the area near their run.
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Hare Line
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
For those that have never hared a run or have not hared in a long time, expect increasing pressure from your fellow hashers to step up and grab an open date.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
All Hash A Sites - Future & Past
When looking for an A-Site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information can be found on the All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page. A complete record of all hash trails since 2011 is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails.
A Site Recommendations
We now have another map avaiable to help hares select an area for their run. This map displays A-Sites that haven't been used in at least six months, are no closer than 2 km to an A-Site that has been used in the last six months, and is at least 1 km from a restricted area. This map can be found on the A Site Recommendations page.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. The map can be found on the Restricted Areas Map page.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Last Run Scribe Report
Run Report By: Not Paprika Smiley
Hashers looked at the website in the weeks and days before the run and had a good idea of the chaos that this run would bring. They were not wrong. Not one single aspect of events escaped the mayhem that the taint of Arseholeo ensures.
There was a last-minute change of supporting Hare. Kee Mah stepped into the breach. I bet he wishes he hadn’t.
There was a last-minute, unannounced change of A-site or maybe there wasn’t.
The sign to the A-site was pointing the wrong way. Several Hashers got lost.
There was a communication breakdown between Arseholeo and the Webmaster. More Hashers got lost.
The first-choice, or maybe second-choice, A-site was guarded by a moat! A-site was changed again.
The Walker’s trail was called the Beer Hunter’s trail and all the beer hunters ignored it as it had no beer.
The Runner’s trail featured no running sections.
The Hare’s stapler seemed to have a mind of its own.
There were so many checks or unannounced twists and turns in the trail or confusing sections that the whole pack remained together even through the waist deep water right to the end.
A whole family of Hashers turned up after the run had started lost on the way by the confusing signs and directions.
Arseholeo laid on some psychotropic prawns. We will come to this later.
It was Arseholeo’s birthday. His age was lost in the confusion but there was some claim he had turned 60. Jellobutt, in tune with the tone of the day’s events, went way beyond the normal cake ingredients such as flour and eggs and instead tried to dissolve Arseholeo using various chemicals.
By now, the hallucinatory effect of the prawns started to take hold. The greedy pigs who had been at them the most began, one by one, to expose themselves. Those with children left.
It got crazier…….Kompromat……….Pee-pee tape.
The last your Scribe saw of Kee Mah was during the pack-up. He was upside down in a hole, vehemently reassuring everyone that he was “okay to drive.”
Arseholeo surveyed the bedlam he had sown from the baht bus and thought to himself, “a job well done”.
Not Paprika Smiley
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: GREEN, Next Open Run Is Run #417, 07 Apr 2019.
Please register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Take Care Kids Funday
05 January: This Saturday we invite all members of the hash community to help mismanagement present a donation of the TNH 2017 run surplus in the amount of 84,597B to Take Care Kids. The Take Care Kids Funday fun begins at 11 am at the Sea Falcon Restaurant in Na Jomtien. Baht buses will be leaving Nickys Restaurant at 10 am, 12 pm and 2 pm. Please call Debby at 087 054 9056 to reserve a seat.
For those interested, the conditions for use of the TNH 2017 surplus can be found at this link TNH 2017 Surplus Cash Conditions.
We now have another map avaiable to help hares select an area for their run. This map displays A-Sites that haven't been used in at least six months, are no closer than 2 km to an A-Site that has been used in the last six months, and is at least 1 km from a restricted area. This map can be found on the A Site Recommendations page.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
06 January: Run #411: Hares: Peler, Arseaholic, Paprika Smiley, Princess Bum Boy, Pink Dolphin
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
Limited Seating For This Run
This Jungle run is the day before the PH3 35th Anniversary Run and for this reason we are expecting a very large turnout for run #412. As the Jungle only has seats for about 80 hashers, and this run could see upwards of 130 signups, we are strongly recommending hashers bring their own seats for this run.
20 January: Run #412: Australia Day Run, Hares: Bam Bam, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, White Chinaman, Mr. Giggle Shit
23 January: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 18:00 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
03 February: Run #413: Hares: Unstable Load
05 February: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Boomerang Bar. (Monkey mismanagement meeting at 5:30 pm)
17 February: Run #414: Valentine's Day Run, Hares: Pussy Snatcher, Pussy Number Three
Bring Your Own Chair To Jungle Runs
Help the Jungle save on transport of chairs and replacement cost when they wear out, plus guarantee a seat for the circle by bringing your own chair to the A-site. Recommended is a very comfortable folding seat that packs down to an easy to carry size of 11 x 35 cm with a beer belly load capacity of 105 kg (Recommended Portable Chair). If you would like to order a chair, please send an email to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
26 January: Run #82: Fair Dinkum Australia Day Monkey
Joint run with Lanna H3, Hares: Bam Bam, Yanky Crank, Skid Mark, Belly Dancer
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
26 October: Run #87: Monkey Outstation - Exact Run Date & Location TBA, Hares: G.I. Joe
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Special Runs
PH3 35th Anniversary
Anniversary Itinerary
4 January: Full Moon Run
5 January: Bar Hop
7 January: PH3 35th Anniversary Run
Pre-registration is strongly recommended
Special Note: The PH3 35th Anniversary Run expects to have a large turnout. Out of consideration for their event, hares please avoid using the area near their run.
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Hare Line
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run