Upcoming Jungle Events
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: ORANGE, Next Open Run Is Run #422, 16 Jun 2019
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
AGM Awards
The GM is looking for award nominations to be awarded at the AGM Run on 19 May. Please email your ideas and nominations directly to Jellobutt at jdude...@yahoo.com. Deadline for submissions is 16 May.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
05 May: Run #419: Hares: Seal Sucker, Bananas, Diddy Dicker
Misdirections and map to A-Site at end of this email
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
07 May: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Boomerang Bar.
19 May: Run #420: AGM Run, Hares: Jellobutt, Cannon Ball, Pussy Snatcher
22 May: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 18:00 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
02 June: Run #421: Hares: Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver
16 June: Run #422: Philippines Independence Day Run, Hares: Hares Required
Bring Your Own Chair To Jungle Runs
Help the Jungle save on transport of chairs and replacement cost when they wear out, plus guarantee a seat for the circle by bringing your own chair to the A-site. Recommended is a very comfortable folding seat that packs down to an easy to carry size of 11 x 35 cm with a beer belly load capacity of 105 kg (Recommended Portable Chair). If you would like to order a chair, please send an email to contac...@gmail.com.
Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
25 May: Run #84: AGM Run, Hares: The Wizard, Jack Wow
No. Of Signups On Run: 27, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 40
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
18 October: Run #87: Monkey Outstation - Angeles City, Hares: G.I. Joe, Wild Wolf, Bangka Blower, Paprika Smiley
No. Of Signups On Run: 31, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 33
Please register to attend the Monkey Outstation run by using the Next Monkey Outstation Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
Lanna Bush H3 8th Anniversary Run
07 September, 2019: LBH3 XXXV 8th Anniversary Run, September 7
Run details on FB: https://www.facebook.com/lannabush.hash
If you plan on attending please let Hare Skid Mark know as soon as possible:- email dietma...@icloud.com
Siargao Island Hash Bash
01 March, 2020: Four days of hashing on Siargao Island, Philippines, March 1-4, 2020. Details on website: http://www.hashbash.rocks/index-siargao-2020
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Hare Line
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
All Hash A Sites - Future & Past
When looking for an A-Site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information can be found on the All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page. A complete record of all hash trails since 2011 is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails.
A Site Recommendations
We now have another map avaiable to help hares select an area for their run. This map displays A-Sites that haven't been used in at least six months, are no closer than 2 km to an A-Site that has been used in the last six months, and is at least 1 km from a restricted area. This map can be found on the A Site Recommendations page.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. The map can be found on the Restricted Areas Map page.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Run Report By: Seal Sucker
Oh thank you Buddha at last Songkran finished on Saturday morning, what a god send for there is enough idiots in Pattaya with out adding water guns, pick-up trucks, water pipes, motor bikes and copious amounts of alcohol, that’s a great mix for sheer stupidity and breeding of more inconsiderate funts spelt with a capital C.
The lead up to the St Georges Day Run has been building up over the previous weeks by the hares The Wizard, Sperm Polluter and She’s the Boss with a special T Shirt to be purchased at cost price, but can they deliver???
We arrive at a familiar, but good a-site with shade and plenty of room for parking cars and baht buses.
The scene is set for a very hot, hot and hotter trail from the relentless sun.
The usual dry ball G M Jellobutt is on vacation in Japan probably hanging around a seven eleven or similar place buying cheap beers, good luck with that. In his place Top Tea Bagger Sperm Polluter welcomes a virgin and visitors to the Jungle hash and the hares explain the trail.
We all stomp of in a cloud of dust which makes the paper even harder to find as it is the same colour as dusty, sandy dried up yellow grass and it weaves around all over the place as if it had been laid by a bunch of drunkards .
Cracker and Smelly set the pace but when we get to a check they can’t bare leaving each others side so whilst they hold hands Beetroot and I solve all the checks.
After we negotiate the hills, valleys and ravines we cross back under the completed highway which has not been opened and scramble back in to the a-site
What awaits us is a banquet prepared by our very own Gordon Ramsey look a like The Wizard.
And YES the hares did deliver a great run, fun, food and T shirt they will be a hard act to follow.
So if all else fails
Bring on the Kiwi Clowns
On On
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Misdirections To A-Site
From Pattaya Tai turn right onto Sukhumvit Rd and drive south to Soi Phoenix Country Club, turn left and drive out to highway 331.
Turn left at 331 and continue on for approx 1.6 kms and look for a HHH to turn left, opposite the Huay Yai Police Station, turn left onto the dirt road and continue on for 600 mts and look for the A site by a small lake on the right hand side.
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: RED, Next Open Run Is Run #422, 16 Jun 2019
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
AGM Awards
The GM is looking for award nominations to be awarded at the AGM Run on 19 May. Please email your ideas and nominations directly to Jellobutt at jdude...@yahoo.com. Deadline for submissions is 16 May.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
07 May: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Boomerang Bar.
19 May: Run #420: AGM Run, Hares: Jellobutt, Cannon Ball, Pussy Snatcher
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
22 May: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 18:00 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
02 June: Run #421: Hares: Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver
16 June: Run #422: Hares: Hares Required
07 July: Run #423: American Independence Day Run, Hares: Hares Required
Bring Your Own Chair To Jungle Runs
Help the Jungle save on transport of chairs and replacement cost when they wear out, plus guarantee a seat for the circle by bringing your own chair to the A-site. Recommended is a very comfortable folding seat that packs down to an easy to carry size of 11 x 35 cm with a beer belly load capacity of 105 kg (Recommended Portable Chair). If you would like to order a chair, please send an email to contac...@gmail.com.
Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
25 May: Run #84: AGM Run, Hares: The Wizard, Jack Wow
No. Of Signups On Run: 28, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 40
Scribe Report: Coming Soon