Jungle Mismanagement Meeting & Other Upcoming Jungle Events
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Jungle Hash
Sep 5, 2016, 12:21:28 AM9/5/16
to Pattaya Jungle
Congratulations
For those that weren't present at yesterday's circle, it was a lively and interesting affair. Sperm Polluter was on a roll. First telling how he rescued a lady from the clutches of an evil taxi guy, then dressing up Jellobutt as our Jungle whore and entertaining us with a rousing song of Ya Ho, Ya Ho, and finally topping it off with a proposal to Casper to marry him. The hash doesn't get much better than that!
Congratulations to Sperm Polluter and Casper on their engagement. The Pattaya Jungle H3 wishes you many hashing years of happiness. Photos of the run and the exciting circle antics can be found here.
Late Breaking, Good News: Mr. Giggle Shits, who as we understand had been in ICU in a coma, is now awake and asking for a beer and cigarettes. The Jungle H3 wishes Mr. Giggle Shits a speedy recovery and we hope to see him soon at a run.
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The hare line health is starting to show signs of ill health. The next open date is 13 November, only four runs away. If you have never hared a run, or have not hared recently, please contact the Hare Raiser, AFC.
Hares w/no transport that need help: Paprika Smiley needs a co-hare w/transport for 16 October. This run is only three runs away. Please contact AFC if you can help Paprika Smiley out.
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6 September: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 6 pm at the Billabong Bar, LK Metro
2 October: Run #356: Hares: Lord Lucan & Lucan Made Me Cum (GM For The Day: Bam Bam)
16 October: Run #357: Hares: Paprika Smiley, co-hare w/transport needed
11 - 13 November: Pattaya Jungle Post Mekong Extravaganza 2016, Please register your intention to attend any or all Extravaganza events using this link.
2 - 4 June, 2017: Thai Nash Hash 2017, Registration is now open.
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14 September: Korando's Bar, Soi 15 Bua Khao, The Boy's Are Back Party @ 7:00 PM
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
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The hare line health is starting to show signs of ill health. The next open date is 13 November, only four runs away. If you have never hared a run, or have not hared recently, please contact the Hare Raiser, AFC.
For those that have never hared a run or have not hared in a long time, expect increasing pressure from your fellow hashers to step up and grab an open date.
For trail planning, contact Pussy Snatcher for help on selecting an A-site and/or planning your trail. With a bit of armchair trail planning using Google Earth haring has never been easier.
Important Notice To Hares
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. Here is the link to the map.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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In the 2016-17 year we will have a stand in GM for the day
Contact Pussy Snatcher if you would like to volunteer as GM for the day. Available dates can be seen on the Hare Line.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
24 September: The Undercover Monkey, Hares: Marathon Man & Delboy
22 October: Philippines Outstation Run, Hares: G.I. Joe, Pussy Snatcher & H.I.V.
Flights now booked: BKK-MNL 17 Oct (TG620), MNL-BKK 26 Oct (TG625)
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Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle website at this link.
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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