Upcoming Jungle Events
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: ORANGE, Next Open Run Is Run #431, 03 Nov 2019
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.
Missing Member Photos
We're missing photos and nationalities for a few of our Jungle members (those with 10 or more Jungle runs). Please have a look at the Jungle Members page and if you have a photo or know the member's nationality, please send to contac...@gmail.com.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
15 September: Run #428: Hares: The Wizard, Sperm Polluter, Mr. Potato Head
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Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
18 September: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Mr. Bean Bar, New Plaza at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Pussy Snatcher, Theme: Cheap Charlie Bar Hop, Details: Shortest bar hop in history. All bars within easy stumbling distance of each other.
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
01 October: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Easy R-Con Bar. (Monkey mismanagement meeting @ 17:30 pm)
06 October: Run #429: Hares: She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head
20 October: Run #430: GM For The Day: The Wizard, Hares: Squeeze My Tube, Pussy Number Three, Casper, Pink Dolphin, Bell End
03 November: Run #431: Hares: Hares Required
Bring Your Own Chair To Jungle Runs
Help the Jungle save on transport of chairs and replacement cost when they wear out, plus guarantee a seat for the circle by bringing your own chair to the A-site. Recommended is a very comfortable folding seat that packs down to an easy to carry size of 11 x 35 cm with a beer belly load capacity of 105 kg (Recommended Portable Chair). If you would like to order a chair, please send an email to contac...@gmail.com.
Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
28 September: Run #86: The Monkey King, Hares: Unstable Load, Sperm Polluter
No. Of Signups On Run: 30, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 40
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
18 October: Run #87: Monkey Outstation - Angeles City, Hares: G.I. Joe, Wild Wolf, Bangka Blower, Paprika Smiley
No. Of Signups On Run: 46, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 47
Please register to attend the Monkey Outstation run by using the Next Monkey Outstation Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
Bangkok Bush Hash Run #8
14 September, 2019: Hares: Pussy Virus and Drunk'in Donut
Run site will be in “Khao Khiao-Khao Chomphu Wildlife Sanctuary” Chonburi.
Sign up on Bangkok Bush Hash website to make sure that you get your T-shirt.
Lanna Bush Hash Run XXXVI
14 November, 2019: Hares: Byte My Yahoo & Sloppy Rod
Location: Chiang Mai (somewhere-ish)
The Lanna Bush Hash (LBH3 - official host of MIH2019) this MIH 2019 Pre-Lube run will be a challenging MALE ONLY run.
Run fee 1500 Baht - run fee includes run, transport, loads of beer & softies, t-shirt & OnOnOn meal.
Register at Lanna Bush Registration or via Lanna Hash Cash Skid Mark (dietma...@icloud.com)
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Hare Line
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
All Hash A Sites - Future & Past
When looking for an A-Site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information can be found on the All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page. A complete record of all hash trails since 2011 is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails.
A Site Recommendations
We now have another map avaiable to help hares select an area for their run. This map displays A-Sites that haven't been used in at least six months, are no closer than 2 km to an A-Site that has been used in the last six months, and is at least 1 km from a restricted area. This map can be found on the A Site Recommendations page.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. The map can be found on the Restricted Areas Map page.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Run Report By The Wizard
Cheese. That’s what it all came down to at the end of the day, cheese.A grey day greeted the hashers as the arrived at a familiar A site, just off the 331, north of Soi Phoenix. There had been an alert that this A site was in very close proximity to the A site being used the following day by the PH3 but the 2 sets of hares had communicated and established that there would be no overlapping of runs, so no problems there!
After a minimal briefing from the hares, one Kiwi, one Aussie and an Englishman, the runners took of in confident fashion, little knowing what was to befall them in the next hour or so. We had been told by the hares that a combination of shredded and hanging paper had been used on trail, and that the prolific hanging paper would be in the form of photocopied UK 50 pound notes. Sure enough only 50 yards from the A site the first such bit of paper was spotted…. But that was about as good as it got. Because although the hares on this run were at pains not to overlap the next days run, they had far less consideration regarding paper they discovered from a previous run, some two weeks earlier, which constantly caused the pack problems, especially at the numerous checks when one of the FRBs would call, be pursued by the rest of the pack only to discover after a few hundred meters that we were on old paper.
This pattern was repeated, often interspersed with shouts of ‘Where’s the Fucking 50 pound notes…we’re off trail again’, ‘useless fucking hares’
Thankfully after a stressful 50 minutes or so the pack found themselves only a small hill away from the A site and despite the lack of paper found their way safely back to be greeted by the self -congratulatory hares who were clearly oblivious to the mayhem that had been experienced out on trail. Following their normal characteristics, Bananas excused himself from any responsibility, content to blame ‘Duddy Ducker’ (in his lazy Kiwi drawl), who in turn said little, smiled serenely and adjusted his display of rags. Mad Cow on the other hand was defiant insisting there was nothing wrong with the run, even so far as to confirm they had put new paper over old and not really worried about checks. However, this was merely his opening gambit, as in the face of runners with dehydration tourrettes and other bad attitudes he played his trump card.
Out came 7 bowls of assorted cheeses to accompany the regulation fruit and crisps, all English cheeses, such as Wensleydale with Cranberries, Guinness Cheddar, Cheddar with Pepper etc etc. Fair play to Mad Cow he worked the crowd like a professional and as we grew placated, the final act was delivered...a bottle of port to go with the cheese. The cheese was delicious, but due to a ‘Man who knows everything’ having at least 4 shots of the port, not everybody got to taste it. But the effect was widespread, the mood mellowed and Mad Cow resumed his conversation about the run.
‘Ere, whadda ya fink of the run now boyz, eh?’
‘Brilliant, best run for ages’
‘Masterpiece of planning, cunning as you like’
‘Couldn’t ask for a better run!’
Naturally enough it was at this point that Bananas reappeared from his place of hiding to lap up all the praise…Diddy Dicker just carried on smiling serenely and put the rags away.
Cheese, that’s all it took.
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: RED, Next Open Run Is Run #431, 03 Nov 2019
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.
Missing Member Photos
We're missing photos and nationalities for a few of our Jungle members (those with 10 or more Jungle runs). Please have a look at the Jungle Members page and if you have a photo or know the member's nationality, please send to contac...@gmail.com.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
18 September: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Mr. Bean Bar, New Plaza at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Pussy Snatcher, Theme: Cheap Charlie Bar Hop
Details: Shortest bar hop in history. All bars within easy stumbling distance of each other.
Bar Stops: Mr. Bean Bar, Puy Bar, Jane's Bar, Natalie's Bar
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.
First Bar: Mr. Bean Bar, New Plaza
Bar Stops: Mr. Bean Bar, Puy Bar, Jane's Bar, Natalie's Bar
01 October: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Easy R-Con Bar. (Monkey mismanagement meeting @ 17:30 pm)
06 October: Run #429: Hares: She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
20 October: Run #430: GM For The Day: The Wizard, Hares: Squeeze My Tube, Pussy Number Three, Casper, Pink Dolphin, Bell End
03 November: Run #431: Hares: Hares Required
17 November: Run #432: Hares: Hares Required
Bring Your Own Chair To Jungle Runs
Help the Jungle save on transport of chairs and replacement cost when they wear out, plus guarantee a seat for the circle by bringing your own chair to the A-site. Recommended is a very comfortable folding seat that packs down to an easy to carry size of 11 x 35 cm with a beer belly load capacity of 105 kg (Recommended Portable Chair). If you would like to order a chair, please send an email to contac...@gmail.com.
Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
28 September: Run #86: The Monkey King, Hares: Unstable Load, Sperm Polluter
No. Of Signups On Run: 34, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 40
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
18 October: Run #87: Monkey Outstation - Angeles City, Hares: G.I. Joe, Wild Wolf, Bangka Blower, Paprika Smiley
No. Of Signups On Run: 46, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 46
Max No. Of Signups For This Run Has Been Reached. New Signups Will Be Added To The Waitlist.
Please register to attend the Monkey Outstation run by using the Next Monkey Outstation Run Registration Form.
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Special Runs
Lanna Bush Hash Run XXXVI
Run Report By Unknown At This Time
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