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Nov 14, 2019, 9:53:25 PM11/14/19
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Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: RED, Next Open Run Is Run #434, 15 Dec 2019
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.

Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.

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Upcoming Jungle Events

17 November: Run #432: G.I. Joes B'day Run, Hares: G.I. Joe, Squeeze My Tube

Misdirections and map to A-Site at end of this email.
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.

20 November: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Escobar and Guesthouse at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Cannon Ball, Theme: Jomtien Bar Hop
Details: Last stop at Apple Bar, Rompho Market
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.

01 December: Run #433: Hares: Arseholeo, Knickerless, Testicles

03 December: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Thistle Bar. (Monkey mismanagement meeting @ 17:30 pm)

15 December: Run #434: Hares: Hares Required

18 December: Jungle Christmas Dinner
Jungle Christmas Dinner Pic
Where: Nicky's Restaurant - Soi Bua Khao
Time: be there by 12pm for a 1pm start
Cost: Men 350 baht - Women 350 Baht - Kids 200 Baht
Jungle Christmas Dinner Reservation Form

05 January: Run #435: New Years Run, Hares: Hares Required

Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.

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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only

23 November: Run #88: The Queen Monkey, Hares: The Wizard, Crap Thai
No. Of Signups On Run: 50, No. On Waitlist: 1, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 50
Max No. Of Signups For This Run Has Been Reached. New Signups Will Be Added To The Waitlist.
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.

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Special Runs

Bangkok Bush Hash Run #9

30 November, 2019: Hare: Arse Bandit
Run site will be in Khao Mai Keao.
Details on the Bangkok Bush Hash website.

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Hare Line

Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.

Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.

All Hash A Sites - Future & Past
When looking for an A-Site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information can be found on the All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page. A complete record of all hash trails since 2011 is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails.

A Site Recommendations
We now have another map avaiable to help hares select an area for their run. This map displays A-Sites that haven't been used in at least six months, are no closer than 2 km to an A-Site that has been used in the last six months, and is at least 1 km from a restricted area. This map can be found on the A Site Recommendations page.

Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. The map can be found on the Restricted Areas Map page.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.

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Jungle Sponsors

Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.

Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
Jungle Sponsors Pic

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Jungle Run Reports

Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.

Run Report By G.I. Joe

While awaiting at the bus pickup point it wasn’t hard to figure out we were going to have a small turn out. We had a little rain so only the true hashers come out.

Some were brave enough to even ride their motor bikes. One of them was Dirt Looney (Hash Hero). He showed up on his bike after doing a half marathon earlier that day. For sure he is an over achiever.

While waiting for the opening circle the lone hare B.B. showed up after rechecking his trail. When I saw him I said to Jello Butt “It must be a hard trail by the way the hare looks”. Jello Butt commented “no he looks the same way when he bends over to tie his shoes”.

When the hare came into the circle to tell us about the run he didn’t seem to happy. It seems another hash recently used the same area for a run and removed his paper. No names were mentioned right Arse Bandit.

We finally got to the running part. The paper wasn’t the best because newspaper when wet is hard to see. There were enough runners so even with wet newspaper we were able to find our way. The trail was very good we did a lot of water and mud running. I liked that. It is very interesting to see all the trouble hashers go through to not go through water or mud. I figure once your shoes get wet and muddy just keep on trucking. We did have a little rain during the run but that made for a nice temperature for running. Most people made it back in under an hour so lots of time for beer.

Thanks B.B. lots of effort and a very good run.

On On

G.I. Joe



Scribe

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Misdirections To A-Site
From Pattaya Tai, turn right onto Sukhumvit Rd and drive South to Soi Phoenix Country Club, turn left and drive out to the new motorway.

After crossing over the bridge, do a U-turn and drive back down to the service road, turn left onto the service road and continue on for approx 700 mts and look for the HHH to turn left again.

Turn left and drive up the dirt track for approx 300 mts and look for the A site.


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Jungle News

Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: RED, Next Open Run Is Run #435, 05 Jan 2020

Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.

List Of Hashers That Have Not Hared A Run
The Jungle Hare Line has been updated to include a list of hashers who have been on a Jungle run in the last two years, but have not hared a run. If your name is on the list, please consider giving back to the Jungle by haring one of the open run dates.

Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.

************
Upcoming Jungle Events

20 November: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at Escobar and Guesthouse at 18:00 pm.

Led By: Cannon Ball, Theme: Jomtien Bar Hop
Details: Last stop at Apple Bar, Rompho Market
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.

Chimps Bar Hop
First Bar: Escobar and Guesthouse

01 December: Run #433: Hares: Arseholeo, Knickerless, Testicles

Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.

03 December: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Thistle Bar. (Monkey mismanagement meeting @ 17:30 pm)

15 December: Run #434: Hares: G.I. Joe, Squeeze My Tube

18 December: Jungle Christmas Dinner
Jungle Christmas Dinner Pic
Where: Nicky's Restaurant - Soi Bua Khao
Time: be there by 12pm for a 1pm start
Cost: Men 350 baht - Women 350 Baht - Kids 200 Baht
Jungle Christmas Dinner Reservation Form

05 January: Run #435: New Years Run, Hares: Hares Required

19 January: Run #436: Hares: The Wizard, Delboy

Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.

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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only

23 November: Run #88: The Queen Monkey, Hares: The Wizard, Crap Thai
No. Of Signups On Run: 50, No. On Waitlist: 1, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 50
Max No. Of Signups For This Run Has Been Reached. New Signups Will Be Added To The Waitlist.
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.

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Special Runs

Bangkok Bush Hash Run #9

30 November, 2019: Hare: Arse Bandit
Run site will be in Khao Mai Keao.
Details on the Bangkok Bush Hash website.

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Hare Line

List Of Hashers That Have Not Hared A Run
The Jungle Hare Line now has a list of hashers who have been on a Jungle run in the last two years, but have not hared a run. If your name is on the list, please consider giving back to the Jungle by haring one of the open run dates.

Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.

Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.

All Hash A Sites - Future & Past
When looking for an A-Site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information can be found on the All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page. A complete record of all hash trails since 2011 is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails.

A Site Recommendations
We now have another map avaiable to help hares select an area for their run. This map displays A-Sites that haven't been used in at least six months, are no closer than 2 km to an A-Site that has been used in the last six months, and is at least 1 km from a restricted area. This map can be found on the A Site Recommendations page.

Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas. The map can be found on the Restricted Areas Map page.
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.

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Jungle Sponsors

Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.

Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
Jungle Sponsors Pic

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Jungle Run Reports

Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.

Run Report By Unknown At This Time

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Jungle News

Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: RED, Next Open Run Is Run #435, 05 Jan 2020
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.

List Of Hashers That Have Not Hared A Run
The Jungle Hare Line has been updated to include a list of hashers who have been on a Jungle run in the last two years, but have not hared a run. If your name is on the list, please consider giving back to the Jungle by haring one of the open run dates.

Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.

************
Upcoming Jungle Events

01 December: Run #433: Hares: Arseholeo, Testicles



Misdirections and map to A-Site at end of this email.

Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.

03 December: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Thistle Bar. (Monkey mismanagement meeting @ 17:30 pm)

15 December: Run #434: Hares: G.I. Joe, Squeeze My Tube

18 December: Jungle Christmas Dinner
Jungle Christmas Dinner Pic
Where: Nicky's Restaurant - Soi Bua Khao
Time: be there by 12pm for a 1pm start
Cost: Men 350 baht - Women 350 Baht - Kids 200 Baht
Jungle Christmas Dinner Reservation Form

25 December: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at TBA at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Leader Needed

No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.

05 January: Run #435: New Years Run, Hares: Hares Required

19 January: Run #436: Hares: The Wizard, Delboy

Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.

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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only

25 January: Run #89: Iron Man Monkey, Hares: Bam Bam, Beetroot Head, Whore In The Window
No. Of Signups On Run: 34, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 40

Run Report By Diarrhea

Description of Jungle race No. 432 Sunday 17 Nov.

The Grand Master Cannon Ball entered the circle with venerable pondus and declared the race officially opened and welcomed everyone. After various introductory information and some piss talk, the hares were presented.

Hares, G.I Joe and Squeeze My Tube briefly explained cross-stained red and blue sticks in parallel. Almost as usual, there should be no wire, cows, rivers, water, marshes or other obstacles.

Direction was designated with the message that the first road to the left gave direction for the trail.

Became much up and down in dense forest with roots, stones, dense bushes before participants found more civilized roads. As usual, the trail split after a few meters, with one for the runners and one for the walkers.

Apparently good atmosphere in front of the race. One couple in the front discussed lively everything from perfume, deodorant, dating, holding hands and other silly and hanky-panky.

The front runners averaged 8 km on GPS, while the short cutters had about 6 km on GPS. Those who performed short cuts with bravery know the best themselves.

All thanks and thanks to the hares, GM, the chef and volunteers.

Good atmosphere in the circle after the race, the time the writer was present.

ON ON ……………………………




Scribe

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Misdirections To A-Site
From Pattaya Klang turn left onto Sukhumvit road and drive north to the highway 7 onramp, take the exit and drive out the the Rayong exit approx 1km before the highway 36 flyover.

Pay your 10 baht toll and drive down under and back up onto highway 36, DO NOT merge with 36 and continue on down the service road, approx 1km after passing under the 3240 flyover, look for the HHH to turn left just before a Shell Service Station.

Turn left and continue on for approx 700 mts and look for the HHH to turn right down a track in the trees, the A site is at the Sala on the right, approx 100 mts in from the road.

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Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: RED, Next Open Run Is Run #435, 05 Jan 2020
Please review the Jungle Hare Line for all open run dates and register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.

List Of Hashers That Have Not Hared A Run
The Jungle Hare Line has been updated to include a list of hashers who have been on a Jungle run in the last two years, but have not hared a run. If your name is on the list, please consider giving back to the Jungle by haring one of the open run dates.

Signup Fee Reminder
Hashers: Please bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B.

************
Upcoming Jungle Events

03 December: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Thistle Bar. (Monkey mismanagement meeting @ 17:30 pm)

Meeting Location: Thistle Bar

15 December: Run #434: Hares: G.I. Joe, Squeeze My Tube

Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs, or at the very least pay your signup fee with notes smaller than 1,000B. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.

18 December: Jungle Christmas Dinner
Jungle Christmas Dinner Pic
Where: Nicky's Restaurant - Soi Bua Khao
Time: be there by 12pm for a 1pm start
Cost: Men 350 baht - Women 350 Baht - Kids 200 Baht
Jungle Christmas Dinner Reservation Form

25 December: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at TBA at 18:00 pm.
Led By: Leader Needed
No sign up - pay as you go. Drink at your own pace.

05 January: Run #435: New Years Run, Hares: Hares Required

19 January: Run #436: Hares: The Wizard, Delboy

02 February: Run #437: Hares: Hares Required

Popular Hash Songs
Do you have trouble remembering a hash song when called on. You can now come to the circle prepared with a list of Popular Hash Songs.

************
Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only

25 January: Run #89: Iron Man Monkey, Hares: Bam Bam, Beetroot Head, Whore In The Window

No. Of Signups On Run: 36, No. On Waitlist: 0, Max No. Of Signups For This Run: 40


Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.

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