Upcoming Jungle Events
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: GREEN, Next Open Run Is Run #414, 17 Feb 2019.
Please register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Take Care Kids Funday
05 January: As no one has stepped forward to organize another Thai Nash Hash by 31 Dec, 2018, the run surplus from TNH 2017 in the amount of 83,969B + interest will be donated to Take Care Kids at the Take Care Kids Funday orgainized by Nickys Restaurant. We invite any and all members of the hash community to join the TNH mismanagement commitee at this event to help present the donation to Take Care Kids.
For those interested, the conditions for use of the TNH 2017 surplus can be found at this link TNH 2017 Surplus Cash Conditions.
A Sites - Future & Past
Hares, have a look at the new All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page. The information on the new page can help you pick a run area that hasn't been used in awhile, plus avoid areas where a future run's a-site has been announced.
Bring Your Own Chair To Jungle Runs
Help the Jungle save on transport of chairs and replacement cost when they wear out, plus guarantee a seat for the circle by bringing your own chair to A-site. Recommended is a very comfortable folding seat that packs down to an easy to carry size of 11 x 35 cm with a beer belly load capacity of 105 kg (Recommended Portable Chair). If you would like help with ordering and receipt of the chair, send an email to contac...@gmail.com.
No More San Mig Light
Following an increase in the the price of San Mig Light and our struggles to keep overheads down, it was decided at the last Committee Meeting we will no longer be providing SML after the current stock runs out. We expect that to happen on or before run #412.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
16 December: Run #410: 60th B'day Cake Hash, Hares: Arseholeo
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
19 December: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 18:00 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
01 January: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ Sat Dec 30 1899 18:17:56 GMT+0700 (ICT) pm at Boomerang Bar.
06 January: Run #411: Hares: Peler, Arseaholic, Paprika Smiley, Princess Bum Boy, Pink Dolphin
20 January: Run #412: Australia Day Run, Hares: Bam Bam, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, White Chinaman, Mr. Giggle Shit
03 February: Run #413: Hares: Unstable Load
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Jungle Monkey Hash - Men Only
26 January: Run #82: Fair Dinkum Australia Day Monkey
Joint run with Lanna H3, Hares: Bam Bam, Yanky Crank, Skid Mark, Belly Dancer
Please register to attend this Monkey run by using the Next Monkey Run Registration Form.
26 October: Run #87: Monkey Outstation - Exact Run Date & Location TBA, Hares: G.I. Joe
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Special Runs
Jungle Christmas Dinner
21 December: 
Details on website. Reserve your seat using the Jungle Christmas Dinner Reservation Form.
Last date to reserve a seat at the Xmas Lunch is 17 December.
PH3 35th Anniversary
Anniversary Itinerary
4 January: Full Moon Run
5 January: Bar Hop
7 January: PH3 35th Anniversary Run
Pre-registration is strongly recommended
Special Note: The PH3 35th Anniversary Run expects to have a large turnout. Out of consideration for their event, hares please avoid using the area near their run.
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Hare Line
Jungle Hare Line And Trail Advice
Please check the Jungle Hare Line for run dates in need of a hare.
You can register to a hare a Jungle or Lunar run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form or by contacting either of the Hare Raisers, AFC or The Wizard at contac...@gmail.com.
For those that have never hared a run or have not hared in a long time, expect increasing pressure from your fellow hashers to step up and grab an open date.
All Hash A Sites - Future & Past
When looking for an a-site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information can now be found on the All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas.
Restricted Areas Map
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Last Run Scribe Report
Run Report By: Ghost Rider
Jellobutt: Arseholeo you're the scribe for this run.
Arseholeo: Right-O
Arseholeo: All the Brits on the ice.
JB: No no, not yet, thats for after the run. First do the run report.
Arseholeo: Well, its my birthday run you know. It was a damn good trail.
JB: No, not yet thats next run,
Arseholeo: Fair dinkum, she'll be right. You know why Jesus wasn't born in Sydney?
JB: You're off topic again. Stay focused.
Arseholeo: Cause they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Arseholeo: I was talking to Seal Sucker on the run. You know the kiwi's version of foreplay is?
JB: Seal Sucker wasn't on the run.
Arseholeo: He asked his mum to turn over.
JB: ...and I need you to send the run report to Bam Bam.
Arseholeo: What should you do if Beverly Hills Pink Cock throws a grenade at you?
JB: What you talking about?
Arseholeo: Pull the pin and throw it back.
JB: Stop telling stupid jokes you got from a website.
Arseholeo: You know the difference between an Aussie wedding and an Aussie funeral?
JB: One less drunk at the funeral.
Arseholeo: Fair Dinkum, she'll be right.
On On
The Ghost Rider.
Jungle Hash
Jungle News
Hare Line
Hare Line Condition: ORANGE, Next Open Run Is Run #414, 17 Feb 2019.
Please register to hare a Jungle run using the Jungle/Lunar Hare Line Registration Form.
Limited Seating For Run #412
06 January: The next Jungle run is the day before the PH3 35th Anniversary Run and for this reason we are expecting a very large turnout for run #412. As the Jungle only has seats for about 80 hashers, and this run could see upwards of 130 signups, we are strongly recommending hashers bring their own seats for this run. Alternatively, if you order one of the folding seats (see below) this week, there's a good chance it will be delivered in time for the next run.
Bring Your Own Chair To Jungle Runs
Help the Jungle save on transport of chairs and replacement cost when they wear out, plus guarantee a seat for the circle by bringing your own chair to A-site. Recommended is a very comfortable folding seat that packs down to an easy to carry size of 11 x 35 cm with a beer belly load capacity of 105 kg (Recommended Portable Chair). If you would like to order a chair, please send an email to contac...@gmail.com.
Take Care Kids Funday
05 January: As no one has stepped forward to organize another Thai Nash Hash by 31 Dec, 2018, the run surplus from TNH 2017 in the amount of 83,969B + interest will be donated to Take Care Kids at the Take Care Kids Funday orgainized by Nickys Restaurant. We invite any and all members of the hash community to join the TNH mismanagement commitee at this event to help present the donation to Take Care Kids.
For those interested, the conditions for use of the TNH 2017 surplus can be found at this link TNH 2017 Surplus Cash Conditions.
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Upcoming Jungle Events
19 December: Chimps Bar Hop: First beer will be at the Boomerang Bar at 18:00 pm. No sign up - Pay as you go. Look at Hash notice board for the names of the night's bars. Drink at your own pace. There is no food stop on Bar Hops.
NOTE: This Bar Hop is an "Away Hop" over in Jomtien. A baht bus will leave the Boomerang at around 6:30pm after first drinks at the Boomerang. Cost will be 40B/person. The 1st bar in Jomtien is Don't tell Mama on Theppraya Rd.
01 January: Jungle Mismanagement Meeting: All are welcome and encouraged to attend - Drinking & Meeting starts @ 18:00 pm at Boomerang Bar.
06 January: Run #411: Hares: Peler, Arseaholic, Paprika Smiley, Princess Bum Boy, Pink Dolphin
Hashers: Please try to bring correct change to the runs. Those with correct change will be given preference at the sign up table.
As we're usually short of 50B notes, payment with these notes would be much appreciated.
20 January: Run #412: Australia Day Run, Hares: Bam Bam, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, White Chinaman, Mr. Giggle Shit
03 February: Run #413: Hares: Unstable Load
17 February: Run #414: Hares: Hares Required
When looking for an a-site it’s useful to look to see where recent hashes have run or will be used in the future. That information can now be found on the All Hash A Sites - Future & Past page. A complete record of all hash trails since 2011 is available for download at Google Earth File Of Hash Trails.
Further Incentive to Hare a Run
In light of the continuing problem to fill the hare line schedule, mismanagement has approved an additional condition for receiving a run award. In addition to completing 25 runs to reach the next award level, the hasher must also have hared at least one run of the 25 runs to receive their run award. If the hasher did not hare a run in that time period, the award will be held until they have added their name to the hare line to hare an upcoming run.
Important Notice To Hares - Restricted Areas
The PJH3 maintains an online map of known restricted areas, as well as areas where the landowner has requested we contact them before using. It is the hares responsibility to check this map to ensure your trail does not encroach on any known restricted areas.
Restricted Areas Map
If you know of, or become aware of restricted areas, or areas where we need to seek permission, please send the relevant information to contac...@gmail.com.
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Jungle Sponsors
Jungle Sponsors
Sponsors: If you would like your event mentioned in our weekly emails, please send event details at least one week prior to contac...@gmail.com.
Reminder to all to please support our Jungle sponsors with your custom. A complete list can be found on the Jungle Sponsors.
Sponsor Banner
Look for this sign around town, it will tell you that establishment is a proud sponsor of the PJH3.
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Jungle Run Reports
Jungle Run Reports & Photos
All Jungle run reports can be found at Jungle Run Reports and run photos at Jungle Run Photos.
Last Run Scribe Report
Run Report By: Not Paprika Smiley
Hashers looked at the website in the weeks and days before the run and had a good idea of the chaos that this run would bring. They were not wrong. Not one single aspect of events escaped the mayhem that the taint of Arseholeo ensures.
There was a last-minute change of supporting Hare. Kee Mah stepped into the breach. I bet he wishes he hadn’t.
There was a last-minute, unannounced change of A-site or maybe there wasn’t.
The sign to the A-site was pointing the wrong way. Several Hashers got lost.
There was a communication breakdown between Arseholeo and the Webmaster. More Hashers got lost.
The first-choice, or maybe second-choice, A-site was guarded by a moat! A-site was changed again.
The Walker’s trail was called the Beer Hunter’s trail and all the beer hunters ignored it as it had no beer.
The Runner’s trail featured no running sections.
The Hare’s stapler seemed to have a mind of its own.
There were so many checks or unannounced twists and turns in the trail or confusing sections that the whole pack remained together even through the waist deep water right to the end.
A whole family of Hashers turned up after the run had started lost on the way by the confusing signs and directions.
Arseholeo laid on some psychotropic prawns. We will come to this later.
It was Arseholeo’s birthday. His age was lost in the confusion but there was some claim he had turned 60. Jellobutt, in tune with the tone of the day’s events, went way beyond the normal cake ingredients such as flour and eggs and instead tried to dissolve Arseholeo using various chemicals.
By now, the hallucinatory effect of the prawns started to take hold. The greedy pigs who had been at them the most began, one by one, to expose themselves. Those with children left.
It got crazier…….Kompromat……….Pee-pee tape.
The last your Scribe saw of Kee Mah was during the pack-up. He was upside down in a hole, vehemently reassuring everyone that he was “okay to drive.”
Arseholeo surveyed the bedlam he had sown from the baht bus and thought to himself, “a job well done”.
Not Paprika Smiley
