The Human Centipede Fanfiction

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Dunstan Jomphe

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Aug 4, 2024, 7:41:43 PM8/4/24
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Theyre like 2 sides of the same coin. one, who is obsessed with sewing people together to form a centipede ; And the other ? A human fused with walrus skin. who's to say that it wouldn't call for a 'double trouble' if the two of them were to be in cahoots with each other?

Wallace is miraculously rescued by a mysterious woman named Lindsay Adams, someone that has gone through a similarly disturbing experience compared to Wallace and struggles with trauma as well, even years after the incident.


Young Josef Heiter knows he is different from those around him. In a society healing from the horrors of war, he feels himself entranced by the macabre and the unusual. Soon he grows from boy to man, and as he navigates the world around him he seeks to conduct an experiment to build a lifeform of his own creation- as Prometheus carved mankind from the mud. From the springtime to the winter of his life, the story of the madman unfolds.


Ben Shapiro has to defuse a bomb. But when the bomb demands him to say something he disagrees with, he questions his reality. Join everyone's favourite political commentator as he, along with friends that vary across the political spectrum, get involved in hilarious hijinx. Trump also wears a miniskirt (Am I lying and pulling your legs? You'll have to read to find out).


Despite her inability to walk without crutches, eat without emotional support, or chew solid food properly, Lindsay is alive. Alive with no company besides medical staff, police, and approximately twenty German news anchors, but alive and safe. Unable to bear feeling like shit inside and out, she yearns for a chance to do justice by Jenny and Katsuro... but is completely clueless as to where to start. Josef Heiter is long gone, leaving her without a chance to fight for a longer prison sentence or any such closure. No one in her family knows the details of her experience, and she prefers it remain that way. Devoid of the chance to join an anti-evil-surgeon support group, as no such thing exists, what will she do?


The Human Centipede IV (Intergalactic Sequence) is the fourth installment in Tom Six's The Human Centipede franchise, due for release in 2025. Like the previous films this one takes an entirely different route and introduces extraterrestrials and science fiction themes into the story.


Picking up a transmission of The Human Centipede films from earth, a group of extraterrestrial decide to put aside the tradition of anal probbing humans in favour of using the centipede experiment. They then begin a mass abduction of every human of earth to create the biggest human centipede chain in the galaxy.


"Doktor Scientist who swasnt reely dead now is make a humen milipeeed but he needs a special ingredent that do not have so he has to get it. Grossovr with Lilot n Stinch and Men in Blakc"Sue Mary's summary of the story


THE HUEMN CENIPED 2: THE HUMEN MILIPEDE (reposted, along with some of the author's other stories, here) is what might be the first ever Fan Fic of the disgusting movie The Human Centipede which revolves around a mad scientist kidnapping three people and stitching them together mouth-to-anus. However the fanfiction is a little bit different.


The story picks up with Dr. Heiter (now renamed Dr. Scientist) escaping from the "poop water" he fell into and died in at the end of the movie. Immediately he sets off on creating a "humen milipeed" after he sees that his human centipede has been killed. What follows is a hardly coherent romp through space to find the "pure tearz of the true millipede" (the last ingredient needed for his creation) and a showdown against a "Man In Black" where both sides turn into power rangers only for the humen miliped to save the day by casting "GLACIER RETREAT!". Doktor Scintist and his creation then go to live in "Hayee" with Lilo & Stitch and the Doktor gets an idea to make a new centipede from Lilo and Stitch characters.


Animorphism and Humanity Ensues: Apparently, the creation of the Human Millipede involves this."Oh no we are humen!" Said milipeeeds.



"Oh no we are millipeds!" Said humens. Calling Your Attacks: The Humen Miliped rescues Heiter from the Men in Black by yelling "GLACIER RETREAT!" which for some reason causes the MIB agent to explode. Crack Fic: Boy howdy. Crossover: The story is posted in the Lilo & Stitch category of fanfiction.net, yet is about the movie The Human Centipede and the main antagonists are the Men in Black. Lilo and Stitch are only mentioned in the final line of the story, and even then it's a non-sequitur. Department of Redundancy Department: Dr. Scientist Faking the Dead: The "Doktor Scientist" at the end of the movie. Misaimed Fandom: invokedEither that, or the author has never seen The Human Centipede or Men in Black. National Stereotypes: At one point, "Men in Black" eats a watermelon stuffed with fried chicken. Rouge Angles of Satin: The entire story, the first sentence for example, is: "Doktor scientist got oot of poop water becuz he wasntnot reely dead by only trick to fools police." Sequel Hook: "So they movinged to Hayee wif Liio and Sitch to go with board surfing and Doktor golt ideans for an experiment centipede maybe seekwill crossvover wif Lilo and Stitch in futer?" Shout-Out To World of Warcraft. "So Doktor scientis did daily quest to get hid rep up to essalted and buy anyway." To Half-Life: Full Life Consequences, with the references to "humens" and Doktor Scientist and the MIB's fight "for life and death". Don't forget that they do the 'I can't give you my license officer' routine.Vendar: I can not seel you this item1 Troll Fic: WE HOPE... Villain Protagonist: Doktor Scientist is for the most part portrayed as a hero who loves his humen milipeeed creation, though a "vendar" does say that he cannot sell Heiter anything "Cuz u r a bad doktor scintist." Villain with Good Publicity: Doktor Scientist has to do "daily quest to get his rep up" before he can buy the pure tearz. World of Chaos: Basically follows the same logic as Axe Cop, only without the justification of being written by a small child. We think.


Brain Bleach Warning!: Just reading about this movie could make you wish you hadn't. Those of a sensitive disposition should stop now before it's too late. No really, we're serious. The "centipede" here isn't just a human with too many limbs.


Two young American tourists, Lindsay and Jenny, are traveling through Germany when they get a flat tire. They stop for help at the house of Dr. Josef Heiter (Dieter Laser), a surgeon who specializes in separating conjoined twins. However, Heiter is a man with a vision. We're going to let you get a cold drink and a comfy seat before we share his vision with you. If you're the drinking type, make the drink a stiff one.


Heiter dreams of taking separate individuals and using them to create a new being that shares a single digestive tract. (Take a minute to let that sink in if you need to.) To do this, he... okay, for the sanity of our readers, we're not putting this in the description. Scroll down to the trope list if you want the details, or look at the poster to your right (or read the film's title) to get a hint. Bottom line is that Lindsay and Jenny, along with a Japanese Tourist named Katsuro, are about to be his first human test subjects.


Billed as being "100% medically accurate," The Human Centipede gained plenty of early attention from horror fans and sites due to its depraved premise and the fact that it was riding on a wave of graphic European horror films. Reactions to it have been mixed, with some feeling that it went to amazing lengths with its premise and others feeling that it relied too heavily on being disgusting at the expense of scares.


Clearly, it was successful enough at festivals to warrant a Sequel in 2011. The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), filmed and set in England -- where the uncut version was Banned in China until 2:37 of footage was edited out -- centers around a Psychopathic Manchild named Martin, who is obsessed with the first film and decides to imitate and top it. Tom Six has described it as making the original film look like My Little Pony, an allegation that, judging by people's reactions to the finished product, is frighteningly true. While the first film was billed as "100% medically accurate", Six has described the sequel as "100% medically inaccurate".


It appears the folks at Six Entertainment have been reading Franken Fran, especially chapter two. Six completed a third movie, The Final Sequence; despite reports of a falling out between Six and actor Dieter Laser, both Laser and Harvey return, but as different characters. It's set in a prison and Eric Roberts, of all people, plays the prison governor. The film was released May 22, 2015.


Somehow spawned a light-hearted porn parody called The Human Sexipede, as well as inspiring the Season 15 premiere of South Park, "HUMANCENTiPAD". A Screen to Stage Adaptation, Human Centipede the Musical, was created as well.


8472532 I, personally, have never seen it. However, I've read the plot synopsis to each film on Wikipedia (I know, I can truly judge a film by doing that) and from the sound of it... it sounds very dumb.


The premise is interesting. I don't mind mad scientist stories at all. But in this case? It sounds dumb. And the films get progressively weirder. The second one is just flat out gross sounding and the third one is...


I honestly can't tell if it's trying to be self aware with how far it goes with its tastelessness or if Tom Six was just trying his absolute damnedest to make the dumbest thing possible. It's odd to say the least.


As for it making sense? Eh, mayhaps. Though I'm of the opinion that humans aren't unheard of in the land of Equestria, mainly thanks to the existence of bipeds. I imagine that, at the very least, they'd be creatures of legend.

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