ZINE SUBMISSIONS DUE IN!

[martha pskowski]

Hey everybody,

I have been meaning to send a threatening email for awhile but keep putting it off. And now we're basically out of time.  I will cut to the chase.

ZINE SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE IN ASAP.

Like next time you come to the apartment, but them in the box.  Or email me an attachment.  Either way will work.  But the big thing is to get one in!! (Or more!!). Key acronym: ASAP!!

Looking for ideas?  Here is some inspiration: http://www.alternativepublishing.info/Zines.html

Martha

[Meghan Little]

Lol

[toxr...@mail.com]

Use any or all of those poems i sent you. 

[Izzy Buckner]

is it too late? Sorry!!! I fucked up! I thought I'd be coming by tomorrow but stuff came up. I've got poison ivy up the wazoo (sp?) I can send one today if possible.

[Izzy Buckner]

Okay I just pumped this out. I think if I try to edit it, it's going to ruin it so consider it done, I guess. If anyone wants to try to do an illustration, I'm all for it- I just don't have the tools to make an image on my computer or scan something I draw. 

I have poison ivy up the wahzoo

And, no- wahzoo is not code word for something taboo

All I mean is its uncomfortable and it looks really bad

I was told it would scare my man off (by my dad)

I guess it looks gross, it’s red and sort of oozing

And the paleness of my skin makes it even more bamboozling

My friend told me I look like I got hit by a truck

That was covered in poison ivy- well shucks.

All I did was some landscaping work

Freeing rose bushes covered in viney plant jerks

The money I made from this gig seemed okay

But it wasn't even enough to cover my co-pay

The doctor insisted I take steroids galore

If I didn’t I’d end up in the hospital for sure

Until then I didn’t think it was such a big deal

But it does impact the way I look and feel

So if you have any sympathy to spare

Send some in my direction- it travels through the air

And if you think that it is unglamorous to be you

Just be happy you don’t have poison ivy up the wahzoo