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From: abi thiru <abith...@gmail.com>
Date: Mar 20, 2009 8:46 PM
Subject: 10 (OLD) College SMS(REally good)
To: flamboy...@googlegroups.co.in, flamboy...@googlegroups.com

1.Sumone asked me to describe you in two words
They expected Answer
"My Friend"

But i just smiled and said
"My World".

2. Always have a unique presence like salt, Its presence is not felt. But its absence makes things tasteless.

3.All small fights creates big affection on friends. Always laughing does not create true friendship. Sometimes fight,
crying, scolding, all mischievous activities have a better friendship. So don't laugh from ur lips, smile from ur heart.

4.Advice given by elders at various ages...
Upto 10th : Pinju vayasula unaku love kekutha...
10 - 18 : Padikura vayasula enna love.
18 - 25 : Innum urupadavae illa adukule unaku love
25 - 33 : 7 kazhuda vayasula enna love
Apa eppathan love panrathu.

5. Friend1 : Unga wifekum, ammavukum sanda vandha neega yaar pakkam nippinga?
Friend 2 : enga veetu "BEERO" ku pinnadi nippen.

6. Classic example for students of different age groups:

1st to 3rd : hey i studied everything for the exam da
4th to 6th : hey tat question was very hard da so i dint read tat.
6th to 10th : hey studied only important questions.
10th to 12th : dai 4 chapters is enough according to blue print.
college students: machi nalaiku enna exam?

7. Anna Univ pattern of questions for engg.

i) Jack can walk at 15km per hour and joseph can walk 12 km per hour. What is Joseph's second sister name?
ii)A ball of dia 10 cm is dropped from height of 5 mts wit a force of 18 newton. What is the colour of the ball?
iii)A ship of weight 30 ton is travelling along west wit a speed of 10 nautical miles per hour. What is the captain's coffee
brand?
iv) If a car is suddenly stopped at 80km/hr, what is the name of the driver?

8. During exam how do boys manage time.

i)Counting no of girls.
ii)Sighting the lady supervisor.
iii)Counting how many doors and windows
iv)Seeing the brand name of pen.
v)Feelings for wasting yesterday's night.
vi)Feeling to study well for next exam.

9. Friendship is when you have had a huge fight but then decide to put aside ur ego, give a warm hug to each other & say,
"I NEED U STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATLEAST TO FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

10. The most widely used languages in Bangalore...

English?
.

Tamil?

.

Kannada?

.

guess?

.

its
C, C++, JAVA

Enna koduma sir ethu!!!!!

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