Female Cannibal Feast

[cubby schloss]

Dear Event Director:

 

YOU MAY POST THIS ON YOUR WEBSITE.

 

If you are in the Los Angeles Area, and want a unique idea for a fund raising event for your existing membership or an event to culminate a new membership campaign, have a Hawaiian Longpig Luau or a Luscious Longturkey Feast for your organization. I wish to voluntarily donate myself as the longpig or turkey to be cooked, carved, and eaten. My purpose is to contribute to your charity, fund raising event, and personal income. You must attach a picture.

 

My 1st. choice is the fantasy video BUT if you have a desire to turn this fantasy into a reality, I will honorably accept your decision to be the main entree for your dinner party. This fantasy has been with me for 10 years and its been acted out to the smallest detail with 25 females. I PREFER to be eaten by all women. If you desire to make it couples, as well, that is not my preference BUT once I am bound and cooking, I will not be able to argue with you and I will realize my fate with honor. I will sign all legal papers and abide by all conditions and terms of the contract to be Your Dinner Guest Of Honor.

 

I certify that I am not a law enforcement officer. I am white, handsome, mentally sane,  100% healthy, no drugs, non-drinker and non-smoker, 5'10" with blond hair and blue eyes. I look like Brett Favre, the QB of the Green Bay Packers. I am single and have no children. I have an M.B.A. so I am aware of what I am getting myself into. I now weigh 197 pounds. To give you an idea of what revenue this event will produce, I could probably feed 200+  people once I am fattened up. If you sell dinner tickets at $100 each = 200 x $100 = $20,000. Not bad for an evening affair! I am Jewish, so if any of your guests keep kosher, I will satisfy their desire.

 

I do not mind arriving at the location several days before the feast so that I put on more weight. Once there, I will not be permitted to leave. My clothes will be taken and I will be locked in a secluded living quarter to be constantly fed. To past the time of day, all I may do is mentally prepare for what will become of me in the days ahead. It is an honor to serve women in this tradition. I want to be cooked alive and prefer to be roasted as a longpig on a rotisserie instead of being roasted as a turkey in an oven. 

 

On the morning of the event, the women will take me from the living quarter to visit the staff doctor and nurse. The physical exam will see if I am fit for consumption and the psychiatric test will see if I am aware of what is happening. My pulse is taken, blood and saliva samples are obtained, and a rectal probing is performed so there are no obstructions for the meat thermometer. If I pass both, the preparations continue, if not, I leave and go home. The doctor and nurse confer to discuss me and reach a final decision. I passed BOTH!  As they approach me, the nurse explains to me that there is good news and bad news. The good news is- I will not have to be fattened up anymore. Then, she tells me the bad news as she slowly licks her lips and rubs my belly; I look yummy and am going to make 200+ people very happy this evening. I am milked for semen by the nurse to tenderize the meat of my penis. The hormones that are released improve the overall quality of the muscle tone. Harvesting and selling the sperm will be an additional source of revenue. I am then classified as either a longpig or a turkey.

 

The women then lead me into the organization's kitchen to be shaven of all body hair. I prefer that my head not be touched. After I go to the restroom for a final time, I take a shower. By emptying my bladder and bowels, this will prevent eliminations while cooking. 

 

The sexiest parts of a woman's body are her feet and naval. Seeing her white teeth makes me weak. If the women want their feet licked and each toenail sucked, I will gladly satisfy their desires. If they want to squat down on my face to urinate, have a bowel movement, and pass gas in my mouth, I will gladly satisfy their desires. If they want to be reamed out front and rear, I will gladly satisfy their desires. I will lick their anal cavities "squeaky clean". I am sure your assistants are beautiful and their by-products must taste delicious. I am open-minded to any desires they or you might have to make them happy.

 

SCENARIO 1.

 

After being led over to the pole to be positioned, I am laid down to be bound. I raise my arms above my head to increase the surface area. The hands, elbows, upper arms, thighs, knees, and feet are securely tied. After I am rolled over on my front, my buttocks are spread apart and the thermometer is inserted into my anus to insure that I am thoroughly cooked inside. Wire is wrapped around the base of the penis shaft and testicles so an erection is maintained. The women lavishly baste me with butter, seasonings, and sweet smelling oils. The doctor administers a sedative which has a 2-fold purpose - 1. It will relax and keep me alive so I will endure the heat and 2. It will tenderize my muscle tissue.

 

Several women are summoned to carry the pole over to be rotisserie area where the roasting process is about to start. A huge bed of red coals await me. The spit is placed onto the supports, the motor is turned on, and the rotisserie starts to turn. A long pan has already been placed under me to catch the drippings which will serve as the stock for the gravy boat on each dinner table. As I am slowly roasting, my flesh turns pink and then eventually to a golden brown since the women baste me every 15 minutes. This will keep the meat moist, plump, and succulent. May the women rub their bellies, lick their lips, and flash their white teeth in front of me? This will take my mind off of the heat produced by the coals. The aroma of my flesh roasting soon permeates the air. As the guests start to arrive, they salivate with anticipation and their appetites grow unsatiably for this evening's festivity.

 

After roasting for 5 hours, the rotisserie is taken from the cooking area. The  thermometer is removed from my anus before I am transported onto the sterling silver carving platter which rests on a cart. At 7:00 p.m., after the Hawaiian dancers have completed their performance at the dining venue, the cart proceeds into the dining venue to the stage which is in front of the dinner tables. The sterling silver carving platter is carried up the stairs to the center of the stage and lowered onto a long table. Television monitors surround the stage so the guests may get an excellent view of the carving ceremony which will take place. The women garnish the platter and use a honey-pineapple glaze for the final basting in keeping with the Hawaiian Theme. My arms have been tied behind my back to prop up my belly. Pineapple rings surround the penis and decorate the abdomen. No pig is complete unless it has an apple in its mouth!

 

For additional revenue, here are 2 ideas - 1. The penis and testicles may be auctioned off to the highest bidders as her/his desserts and 2. Since the preparation, cooking, and carving are being videotaped, you will sell copies of it to your guests. Additional revenue locations are the websites ----- "cnbhorror.com/femcan", "mukiskitchen.com", or go to Google and type "Dark Yellow Pages"; proceed to the subsection "Cannibal". There are more than 350 Cannibal Websites, Messageboards, and Yahoo Groups. My favorite website is "The Dolcett Archives"; proceeding to the subsection "Gynophagia Picture Stories", and clicking on "Fantasy Barbeque".

 

If any guests brought cameras, the Master of Ceremonies announces that they are permitted to come onto the stage and take pictures before the carving procedure begins. After the last guest leaves the stage, my Last Rites are administered and the benediction for the Grace Before Meals is recited. It is mentioned that I hold no grudge against any woman that partakes of me and that I will take my medicine like a man. The 3 women carving crew (arms, legs, and trunk) proceed to take their positions at the platter and sharpen their knives.

 

In the meantime, at each guest's place setting is a pencil and a slip of paper with a diagram of Harvey Schloss divided into dark and light meat. The guests are told to write their names on the paper and fill in the blanks with their favorite choice. The slips are then handed to their hostess who bring them to the stage. The Master of Ceremonies distributes them to the respective carving crew member. I'll be "carved to order".

 

After the distribution has been completed, the Master of Ceremonies announces to the guests to watch the television monitors. The signal is given for the carving to commence. The trunk woman pierces my nipple with the carving fork for leverage and makes her incision under my throat, cuts through the breastbone until the knife enters the thorasic cavity, and then proceeds toward the pelvic region. When the knife reaches the abdominal area, it encounters no resistance. My belly slices open, like "grease lightning". From the previous bastings, my arms and legs are easily disjointed by the 2 other women and are removed onto separate platters.

 

With the meat being moist, the carving resembles "a hot knife going through a pad of butter". There are stacks of dinner plates at the 3 carving stations. As the cameraman continues videotaping, the slices of golden, brown flesh are placed on each plate. The hostesses bring the plates back to the tables for distribution. There are sweet potatoe and vegetable pans throughout the dining area. In just moments, my meat will melt in each guest's mouth and enter its final resting place-spending eternity in the woman's beautiful, warm belly.

 

Whether it is being a longpig or a turkey, all of your assistants will be wearing halter top & thong bottom string bikinis with high heel shoes to make the trip to the barbeque or the oven easier to accept. Their outfits

will relax me during either cooking technique.

 

SCENARIO 2.

 

I am carried or force walked into the kitchen where your assistants are waiting to prepare me for the oven. After being shaven, going to the restroom, and showering, a woman will give me a final milking before they massage my body. This milking will tenderize the penis. Before your assistants lay me down on my backside, it is basted with butter, lemon juice, and seasoned with spices, my frontside is prepared in the same culinary manner, an apple is stuffed into my mouth so the women will not hear me crying. The pan will be deep so that it collects the juices which will serve as the stock for the unique taste in each table's gravy boat for the guests to enjoy. The massive oven door opens sideways and the shallow oven interior allows my entire body to be in view through the door window. After the oven is preheated, I am given a sleeping pill, my eyes are covered with cucumber slices, and my feet are wrapped in heat-proof white fabric so they will not burn. Your assistants place the roasting pan on the hot shelf. My final thoughts will be of the women's white teeth. This specially built oven is super hot and takes surprisingly little time to reduce me to a sweet smelling main entree. 

 

After the 200+ hungry guests have arrived at the evening's festivity, I'm removed from the roasting pan and placed on the sterling silver carving platter which is sitting on a cart. Before I am wheeled out, your assistants decorate my golden, roasted body. My crotch will take special preparation so it will be a fabulous dessert. The penis is covered with layers of whipped cream and butterscotch syrup. Strawberries and truffles surround it. My arms and legs are dressed with frosting, the chest has cut up tropical fruits on it, and my face is sprinkled with white chocolate shavings. The cart then enters into the large, carpeted ballroom and proceeds to the stage. There are dinner tables in front of it. The platter is carried up the stairs and placed onto a long table. As the cameraman continues videotaping, the Master of Ceremonies announces to your guests I have voluntarily donated myself as the main course for your secret society's feast to celebrate an increase in your membership. I will be given the Last Rites and the benediction of the Grace Before Meals is recited. The woman trunk carver will proceed with the draw-and-quarter procedure. The arms and legs will be placed on separate sterling silver carving platters. The 3 women carving crew begin the "carve to order" process just like in the luau scenario.

 

I look forward to a favorable reply for the video, BUT if reality is your decision, I will mentally prepare for what lies ahead with acceptance.

My voluntary donation to serve womenkind will contribute revenue to your organization and a feast that you deserve. It is a wish made in Heaven. YOU WILL DO A LOT WITH $20,000+! As this unique evening winds down and the 200+ gathering start to leave, they will be wearing smiles on their faces as they say "THANK YOU" for providing them with a memorable event. As for me, even though I will not see another sunrise, I will live on in the bellies of your guests.

 

If you have pictures of your assistants, I will appreciate it if you will send them to reply. This letter has taken hours to produce therefore, I am signing off. Thank you for your consideration.  

 

Sincerely,

Harvey Schloss

11669 Valerio Street

North Hollywood, California 91605

Home:  (818) 764-1386

E-Mail: cubbys...@yahoo.com

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