Life ek race hai lekin mai nahi bhag sakta kyuki,Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohoth bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere he hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye. Lekin dil ke bohot ache hai, Fauran mujhe hospital le gaye aur ye nakli taang lagwayi.
Scene: Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.
Ajeet: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko teek das bajhe setkar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi latehona chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert,bevkoof, sillyfellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha. Timebomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhatakega. Tum agarpaas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega"
Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathonpakad legi. he he he....
Acha hai finally I can sleep extraa and get rid of dark circles!!! Oh btw India forums is out with article that Vannu baby is asking Anu baby for dinner...matlab 25 yrs marraige mein kabhi date pe lekhe nahi gaya, ab leke jaa raha hai...jeeee baaaaaaaaaaaath??????????I am gng all kinky in my head...so her future hubby will be there getting ready for festivities and she wil be on date with abusive ex husband who got her future hubby on to the streets....isse zyaada entertaininh track ho hi nahi saktha iss show mein..whatte intelligent writers??
Well agar ye hai bhi to ye bahut aage ki baat hai pehle shaadi to hone do wo bhi May end se pehle nahi hogi uske baad bhi iss cancer track ko.execute karte waqt public will make hungama to jaise prequel mein pehle Anuj nahi tha par ab hai in bits and pieces to makers ka kya reaction hota hai public ko lekar to ye abhi aage ki baat hai.abhi se blood boil karne ka kya fayda.
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