Homo Sappy-uns RECALL NOTICE (2008 version)

[Wayne Slater-Lunsford]

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.
 

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units,

code-named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in  all subsequent units.
The defect is the result of sabotage done by a disgruntled former employee.

This defect has been technically termed

'Subsequential Internal Non-Morality', but is more commonly referred to as as S.I.N.
 

Some symptoms include:

    1. Loss of direction
    2. Foul vocal emissions
    3. Amnesia of origin
    4. Lack of peace and joy
    5. Selfish and/or violent behavior
    6. Depression and/or confusion

    7. Fearfulness 
    8. Idolatry 
    9. Rebellion 
  10. Excessive Drinking

  The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is  providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct  this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus of Nazareth,
has most generously offered  to bear the entire burden of these very costly repairs.

The toll-free number to call for repair in all areas is:

  P-R-A-Y-E-R.

  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure.

  Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,
into the heart component.

  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it
with:

  1. Love
  2. Joy
  3. Peace
  4. Patience
  5. Kindness
  6. Goodness
  7. Faithfulness
  8. Gentleness
  9. Self control

  Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Believers' Instructions  Before Leaving Earth) for further details
on the use of these fixes.

  WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being without
correcting the heart defect WILL void any manufacturer warranty,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list,
including catastrophic failure and liability for damage to other humans and planets.

Such reckless operation will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.
 

DANGER: Human beings  not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven, to prevent contamination of that facility.

  Thank you for your attention.

  P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time,

by kneemail.

---WayneSL (661) 478-9035 CELL
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