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Some of them are deadly so read at your own risk …

Q) What do the white spaces in the above image signify?

Square Roots

Q: What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?

A: Ohm

Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?

A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure

Q. A man went to the church and told the priest,"Father, I have sinned ninety times". Father said, "beta dont worry u will get caught 45 times." How did Father work this out. Was he a clarivoyant?

A) Becoz sin 90=cot 45

Q) wat is d volume of a person who has lost all his memory in a typical (filmy) accident !!!

A) 1/3 pi*r*r*r

bcos he says

"main KOUN (cone) hoon !!??? "

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Q) Why Dont people laugh at a complex joke--> P + iJ

A) Because the Joke part of it is imaginary!!! !

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Q) Wat do u cal a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?

A) Pizza!

Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h

=>pi*z*z* a

=Pizza

HUBBY runs home yelling : " Pack ur bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto"

WIFE: Oh dear !!!! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???

HUBBY : " WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST... "

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Once all chemistry professors went to see the movie "Iron Man" expecting the iron man to be a lady. Why?

because

In chemical terms

Iron = Fe

Man = Male

So Iron Man becomes Fe-Male or female

Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?

A. Chini Kam

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Q. wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!

A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)

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2. Superior people never wish it was easier... They wish they were better...

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