You know who you are
AH#49
>
> It's not funny that my neighbor had a brick thrown through their window...
On the contrary!
It's funnier then shit that _you_ think that you have a neighbor!
Major Daddi
"E S Major" <w...@tever.com> wrote:
>
> X-No-Archive: Yes
>
> It's not funny that my neighbor had a brick thrown through their window...
>
> STUPID enough to leave fingerprints on the note... They should make an
> arrest soon! (prays to the Lord that it's the remailer)
Your God doesn't hear your prayers Eddie. He hates you.
>
> And yet *I* am the mentally ill one? ROFL!!!!!
Agreed!
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E S Major's quotes:
Claims insanity:
<kNMza.8855$fT5....@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>
"I have emotional issues (none that concern you or have anything
to do with my responses in here) and I have physical
limitations."
Actually goes insane:
<P8Yza.6428$ca5....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>
"dodge this... *points BB gun at screen and fires* DIRECT HIT!
WOOHOO!"
Naughty boy:
<%7Txa.29689$zt.1...@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>
"Okay... well, I did something in my father's name and soial
security #"
Showing love for mom:
<Wrkxa.15951$cK5....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>
"I want to do something to her that will get under her
fingernails and drill with an engraving tip to where she can't
get me back for it."
<9aVHa.1831$904....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>
"my mother's a bitch and deserves to die anyways..."
Show's he's a racist:
<vfvIa.2201$38....@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>
"Fuck you nigger"
<2DKIa.419$N%6....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>
"Tell congress for all I give a fuck you fuckin nigger-fucker"
AH#49
>
> In article <E55Ka.14281$Kg7....@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>,
> w...@tever.com says...
> > X-No-Archive: Yes
> >
> > It's not funny that my neighbor had a brick thrown through their window...> >
> > It *IS* funny however that the person wrote a note addressed to me and was
> > STUPID enough to leave fingerprints on the note... They should make an
> > arrest soon! (prays to the Lord that it's the remailer)
I think it was one of "THE DEAD" that polterguitsed from your guests
across the street in the cemeteries.
Great Googily Moogly,Ed!
Just how many DID you put into the grave with the cooties you carry?
> ed, unless the person that left prints on the imaginary note has
> his prints on file, then the police won't have any way to match
> the imaginary prints with the imaginary one's left on the
> note attached to the imaginary brick. HTH.
He has a neighbor?
Or was it just that a brick came loose from that dilapidated shack he
lives in with "Dear ol' Dad?"
> > And yet *I* am the mentally ill one? ROFL!!!!!
>
> Yes, you are.
After all, he did admit it.
Patrick J. Volk
>X-No-Archive: Yes
>
>It's not funny that my neighbor had a brick thrown through their window...
>
>It *IS* funny however that the person wrote a note addressed to me and was
>STUPID enough to leave fingerprints on the note... They should make an
>arrest soon! (prays to the Lord that it's the remailer)
>
>And yet *I* am the mentally ill one? ROFL!!!!!
>
What would be extremely ironic is if they trace the handwriting on the
note back to you... I mean you want attention, but you wouldn't want
to throw it through your own window, right?
Fingerprints from a brick? Maybe if they threw it when it was still
wet.
I wouldn't put it past you, Eddie...
Fiona
>
> Fingerprints from a brick? Maybe if they threw it when it was still
> wet.
Way OT for this NG, but you can indeed lift fingerprints from a
kiln-hardened brick. You can also get them from human skin. In fact,
you can lift fingerprints from just about anything using the
appropriate methodology. Whether it's magnetic powder instead of the
traditional types, white powder instead of black because of surface
colorations, "super-glue" fuming, etc., it is indeed possible to pick
up a usable print using modern forensic techniques.
Sharon in San Jose
(forensic anthropology major)
AH#49
>
> Patrick J. Volk <pvo...@attbi.com> wrote in message news:<a23lfvo22urls4r0f...@4ax.com>...
> >
> > Fingerprints from a brick? Maybe if they threw it when it was still
> > wet.
Regardless, the idiot said the "prints" were on the "Note" attached to
the brick.
> Way OT for this NG, but you can indeed lift fingerprints from a
> kiln-hardened brick. You can also get them from human skin. In fact,
> you can lift fingerprints from just about anything using the
> appropriate methodology. Whether it's magnetic powder instead of the
> traditional types, white powder instead of black because of surface
> colorations, "super-glue" fuming, etc., it is indeed possible to pick
> up a usable print using modern forensic techniques.
Quite true but, the fact remains that you can't lift a print from the
hallucinations that Lil Ed suffers from.
Lady Laura
wedding related issues / questions / discussions. This is very
tiresome and juvenile for the rest of us.
AH#49 <"Asshole?#49"@your.net> wrote in message news:<3EFB0A9A...@your.net>...
AH#49
>
> In article <a263aeb4.03062...@posting.google.com>,
> lmar...@hotmail.com says...
> > Would you please stop posting this crap to alt.wedding? Just post
> > wedding related issues / questions / discussions. This is very
> > tiresome and juvenile for the rest of us.
>
> breathers who continue to top post to AR. I'll have to get back
> to you, Laura, but meantime, could you post a picture of your
> breasts? TIA.
She has hooters?
AH#49
--
AH™ #49 BS#213
AH#49
>
> Would you please stop posting this crap to alt.wedding?
Why?
I have lots of advice to you idiots like you that want to get married.
1) DON'T!
2) DON'T!
3) STOP!
4) See # 3
5) See # 2 and 3!
6) See # 5 and 1
7) Rince and repeat
> Just post
> wedding related issues / questions / discussions. This is very
> tiresome and juvenile for the rest of us.
Not my fault that yer tiresome, juvenile, and just a plain stump stupid
wench that doesn't have a clue.
Go back to watching GENERAL HOSPITAL!
Bu...@trailertrash.com
"Fiona" <mila...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:78f27c3c.03062...@posting.google.com...
Gee Fiona, thanks for the very informative post. Maybe you could assist me
with lifting some prints from skin. I got drunk the other night and I don't
remember picking up this slut in a bar. She claims that she left her
fingerprints of a very private part of my anatomy. I say that I could never
get drunk enough to take a pig like that home (she kinda looks like Eddie's
fiancee.) Anyway, could you lift the prints and verify her story one way or
another. If in fact, she is telling the truth, I will have to consider
quitting drinking, giving up sex or suicide. Please help me.
Julian9EHP
[ . . . ]
> If in fact, she is telling the truth, I will have to consider
>quitting drinking, giving up sex or suicide. Please help me.
Please give up suicide. It's an expensive habit. ;-)
Major Da Da
lmar...@hotmail.com (Lady Laura) wrote:
>
> Would you please stop posting this crap to alt.wedding? Just post
> wedding related issues / questions / discussions. This is very
> tiresome and juvenile for the rest of us.
You can thank E S Major for that. Besides...this does relate to
alt.wedding. We would like to get Ed and his bovine bride a
wedding gift. We're not sure what size dildo and how many
batteries to get them for their wedding night. Can you help?
>
> AH#49 <"Asshole?#49"@your.net> wrote in message news:<3EFB0A9A...@your.net>...
> > Fiona wrote:
> > >
> > > Patrick J. Volk <pvo...@attbi.com> wrote in message news:<a23lfvo22urls4r0f...@4ax.com>...
> > > >
> > > > Fingerprints from a brick? Maybe if they threw it when it was still
> > > > wet.
> >
> > Regardless, the idiot said the "prints" were on the "Note" attached to
> > the brick.
> >
> > > Way OT for this NG, but you can indeed lift fingerprints from a
> > > kiln-hardened brick. You can also get them from human skin. In fact,
> > > you can lift fingerprints from just about anything using the
> > > appropriate methodology. Whether it's magnetic powder instead of the
> > > traditional types, white powder instead of black because of surface
> > > colorations, "super-glue" fuming, etc., it is indeed possible to pick
> > > up a usable print using modern forensic techniques.
> >
> > Quite true but, the fact remains that you can't lift a print from the
> > hallucinations that Lil Ed suffers from.
BlameBlameBlame
"RG" <wa3...@verizon.net> wrote:
<snip>
>
> I do agree with WC..... your cross posting is a little perturbing to say the
> very least. And I myself have used "filters" to avoid seeing such crap, and
> I must say that the only one who keeps appearing is this Major morpher...
> tell me sir, or can I call you remailer as ES has so many times... if you
> feel he is not worth the plastic keyboards are made of, why do you taunt him
> so much? His reactions may prove how weak his restraint is, but as WC said
> above, the names you have created are lik pissing on a fire after chugging
> gasoline. I say let the man be for once... he seems to have either
> disappeared, or is finally learning to ignore the jiberish you and your
> posse keep posting.
>
> I have not seen ES post for a little while now... I suppose there *IS* hope
> for the mentally challenged. And if he reads this, I am sure he will
> understand when I say that there is no insult meant in that.
>
> ES if you are out there, and if your silence is due to better restraint,
> your next step is to seek the help you seem to need. If you HAVE gotten that
> help (as I think I remember his posting that he is in therapy) then I
> commend you for it. But I must caution you on your usage of the "N"
> word..... as your address is being slammed all over the net thanks to Mr.
> Major <whatever word he uses now>,
Another false accusation from a lying hypocrite. Go wash out
your mouth with GoJo...liar.
> you may get a result from it you may not
> like.... I am not threatening you, just giving you advice to cease saying
> it.
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E S Major's quotes:
New!
Eddie makes a new friend, (Who Cares <anyw...@anytime.com>)
<3EF92D07...@anytime.com>
You know Edward, I came to bat for you and asked those in
alt.revenge to give it
a rest.
<3EF939B1...@anytime.com>
If you don't change, then you will continue to beat your head
against the wall.
I hear that it will feel better when you stop.
Major Doo Doo
Who Cares, a noted troll wrote:
>
> roid wrote:
>
> > Some shithead called "Who Cares" dropped this turd on Usenet:
> > > > At your request...
> > >
> > > On the contrary, I've politely asked several times to refrain from morphing.
> >
> > And now it's time for us to impolitely command you to shut your cake
> > hole.
>
> Major Daddy already beat you to your ill-mannered diatribe.
>
> > > > Get a real newsreader and learn how to use filters. Its really
> > > > not that difficult.
> > >
> > > The usenet community should not have to jump through hoops everytime you change id's, and I
> > > do use a filter.
> >
> > Then stop responding to the trolls that you keep moaning about,
>
> Consider it done,
Just as soon as I hear a sincere apology.
> and please stop crossposting
Up to you.
Anarchy
> On 26 Jun 2003 10:18:52 -0700, lmar...@hotmail.com (Lady Laura)
>
>> Would you please stop posting this crap to alt.wedding? Just post
>> wedding related issues / questions / discussions. This is very
>> tiresome and juvenile for the rest of us.
>
> blame. He seems to make so many friends where ever he goes. Actually
> we could use some advice regarding a wedding present for a lovely
> couple on their wedding night.
---Try a tshirt with a bullseye on the back of it for him and a shotgun
for her.
Would you suggest a pair of male and
> female blowup dolls? Or perhaps a matching set of 20" dildos complete
> with gold plated butt plugs?
>
> Thank you for your input and please don't top post or I'll have to
> [[[[[[[THWAP!]]]]]]] you. Are you a fried eggs or a melons kind of
> gal?
>
> Best wishes,
> Mo_wedding bells_mus