Professor Touretzky please pick up the courtesy dildo.
cmud...@yahoo.com
at Carnegie Mellon University. He's into some kinky private stuff
that he thinks he's got a license to do from the university. Who
knows - maybe cmu gives those kind of licenses out to tenured
professors as a perk.
Prof. Touretzky's stimulating activities first arose when some
students were passing around printed web pages from a Barbara Schwarz
who spammed just about every cmu email addy she could find. First we
thought Schwarz was just a kook, but then we checked out her site. Lo
and behold there it was - the evidence that Prof. Touretzky purchased
dildos from cmu. Well not "from" cmu but he used cmu facilities to
do it. Maybe a benefit of higher learning or sheer brilliance - who
knows?
As any good old students don't really like egotistical narcissistic
professors we took Schwarz's site and mirrored it all over the web.
See mirrors at:
http://schwarz.getdata.be
http://schwarz.iespana.es
http://schwarz.50webs.com
http://schwarz.awardspace.com
http://www.intheup.com/members/schwarz
http://schwarzb.t35.com
http://schwarz.freespaces.com
http://schwarzb.100free.com
http://schwarz.bravehost.com
http://home.graffiti.net/schwarzb:graffiti.net
http://personales.ciudad.com.ar/b-schwartz
http://schwartz.bizhat.com
http://club.telepolis.com/schwartzb
http://personales.com/panama/chepo/schwartz
We can't stand the kinky professor wasting our tuition money for his
personal gratification. What does "Bachelor Professor" do with
those dildos? Try not to think about it.
We talked to with some undergrads who are attending Prof. Touretzky's
monotonous classes. After getting past all of the sophomoric jokes
making comparisons between Prof. Touretzky's bald head and one of the
dildos featured on the websites (see above for the sake of research if
nothing else), they claim have they've never seen him employing the
dildos in any experiments with his lab rats, but they couldn't
testify as what he does with them at night (both the lab rats and the
dildos).
The funny part of all this is that we can watch the prof's reaction
to and tolerance of XFS games (XFS- extreme free speech). But here's
a hint at how its played. He will be making the wrong move if he takes
down any of those websites. Why? Because the rules of XFS call for
hundreds more sites to replace any taken down. Since cmu administration
is so timid with their professors and won't lift a finger to
discipline them Alpha, Beta & Gamma will claim spank on Dr. T.
Alpha, Beta & Gamma
(If you think we are giving our real names you are nuts :-)
Karl Kleinpaste
> David Touretzky is a professor in the Computer Science Department here
> at Carnegie Mellon University. He's into some kinky private stuff
As someone said in cmu.misc.market, where another copy of this same
pointless screed appeared...
"Look, it's the scientologists! Everyone point and laugh."
The dismal hubbardites can't win a single round based on honesty and
reason, so of course they have no other choice than to resort to lies
and emotion.
Congratulations on showing true colors...again. Too bad you haven't
got the balls to do so under a real name.
Jean Smith
cmud...@yahoo.com wrote:
> As any good old students don't really like egotistical narcissistic
> professors we took Schwarz's site and mirrored it all over the web.
> See mirrors at:
>
> http://schwarz.getdata.be
> http://schwarz.iespana.es
> http://schwarz.50webs.com
> http://schwarz.awardspace.com
> http://www.intheup.com/members/schwarz
> http://schwarzb.t35.com
> http://schwarz.freespaces.com
> http://schwarzb.100free.com
> http://schwarz.bravehost.com
> http://home.graffiti.net/schwarzb:graffiti.net
> http://personales.ciudad.com.ar/b-schwartz
> http://schwartz.bizhat.com
> http://club.telepolis.com/schwartzb
> http://personales.com/panama/chepo/schwartz
>
> We can't stand the kinky professor wasting our tuition money for his
> personal gratification. What does "Bachelor Professor" do with
> those dildos? Try not to think about it.
Dang SpaceBalls fans are everywhere.
--
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/22/opinion/22witt.html http://www.iceskate.org/
http://hahahockey.org/ http://www.skatingclubofhsv.com/
http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/306/5702/1686
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26065-2004Dec25.html
ggg
obviously freakin zealots from the deep south or utah multi-wife creeps ...
<cmud...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1141372098.8...@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
ggg
scien what?
that stupid group of retards with cruise acting like a drunken chicken on
tv?
"Vance Kochenderfer" <vkoc...@nyx.net> wrote in message
news:11413976...@irys.nyx.net...
> If memory serves me right, in article
> <vxkoe0n...@mesquite.charcoal.com>,
> Karl Kleinpaste <karl+...@charcoal.com> wrote:
>>
>>"Look, it's the scientologists! Everyone point and laugh."
>
> Yes, and the fact that they're using Barbara Schwarz as a
> reference is beyond hilarious.
>
> P.S. You forgot to include the link to <http://www.xenu.net/>.
>
> Vance Kochenderfer | "Get me out of these ropes and into a
> vkoc...@nyx.net | good belt of Scotch" -Nick Danger
Barbara Schwarz
cmud...@yahoo.com schrieb:
I am concerned about Dave Touretzky, I didn't spam anything to CMU
websites, but I informed numerous CMU employees about mainly two
things: that I was harassed with a porn letter containing the porn
invoice and pic's of porn toys (and as woman I have zero tolerance in
regards of sexual harassment) and that I am concerned about his bomb
instructions on the net.
However, I see that my site spreads like the mushrooms. Dave, what now?
You can always change and become a good guy for a change. Drop me an
e-mail when you are there but NOT before. ;)
--
Barbara Schwarz
Looking for the original Mark (Marty) Rathbun. (No impostor, please!)
--
L. Ron Hubbard: "THE CRIMINAL ACCUSES OTHERS OF THINGS WHICH HE HIMSELF
IS DOING. THE CRIMINAL MIND RELENTLESSLY SEEKS TO DESTROY ANYONE IT
IMAGINES MIGHT EXPOSE IT. THE CRIMINAL ONLY SEES OTHERS AS HE HIMSELF
IS."
L. Ron Hubbard: "HONEST PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS, TOO."
http://www.thunderstar.net/~Schwarz/
(I am concerned about Dave Touretzky's activities.)
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/extremists/
Read the pages on terrorist-friendly Andreas Heldal-Lund (arrested for
harassment):
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/extremists/lund/Lund04.html
cmud...@yahoo.com
program that was the demise of anon.peiti.fi. "Because the single
remailer relied on a database to match the sender's Internet address
with the message, the courts simply ordered Hensingius
to reveal the identity of the sender. He shut down the service in
1996."
Karl was probably working for the Scientologists. Evidently he needs to
distance himself from them with lamer messages like this one.
His resume says, "Seeking a position where my substantial skills and
experience in computer science can be put to best use..."
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~karl/resume/karl_kleinpaste.html
We'll leave extrapolation about that up to the audience.
Alpha, Beta & Gamma
Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2001 19:02:13 -0800
From: Tim May <tc...@got.net>
To: cyphe...@lne.com
Cc: cyphe...@lne.com
Subject: Re: CNN.com on Remailers
This article is so deeply flawed as to be laughable. Part of the
article
is quoted below, with my comments/corrections in brackets.
'In 1993, the Finns developed an anonymous e-mail system that stripped
off the identification of an e-mail's sender before forwarding it to
the
addressee.
[No, Karl Kleinpaste developed the original software and deployed it in
1991-2. Julf H. took it over and modified it later. Not "the Finns,"
but
"an American and then a Finn."]
Anon.penet.fi was especially popular among devotees of Usenet
newsgroups, text-based bulletin boards that preceded the World Wide
Web.
A major flaw was revealed in 1995, however, when the Church of
Scientology learned of a user who used Anon.penet.fi to post internal
church documents -- and contacted police.
Because the single remailer relied on a database to match the sender's
Internet address with the message, the courts simply ordered Hensingius
to reveal the identity of the sender. He shut down the service in 1996.
Karl Kleinpaste
> [an amazingly poor example of failing to have researched anything]
/me ever-so-briefly considers the crotch of "cmudotedu", just long
enough to realize that, yes, in fact "cmudotedu" still has no balls.
That you misunderstand the death of anon.penet.fi surprises no one.
When you've written 1/100th as much code as I have, and published
significant research in the field, do come back to derive for us your
definition of "vaporware". We'll be waiting with bated breath.
Until then, we'll expect more /ad hominem/ and lies as your only
argumentative device, because you continue to be unable to stand on
honesty and reason. Don't forget, by the way, "a house divided
against itself cannot stand" (Matt 12:26; Mark 3:25; Luke 11:18), so
self-evidently I'm no Scientologist (aka "jerk") when I mock then.
You, on the other hand, having chosen to attack Touretzky *again* ...
well, I guess we all know why Scientologists can't get any traction.
wet sloppy kisses,
--karl
Patrick Volk
>David Touretzky is a professor in the Computer Science Department here
>at Carnegie Mellon University. He's into some kinky private stuff
>that he thinks he's got a license to do from the university. Who
>knows - maybe cmu gives those kind of licenses out to tenured
>professors as a perk.
Babs on the other hand is an ex-Scientologist, who amoung other things
claims:
- was brought to Salt Lake City in a submarine
- is married to Marty Rathbun (de Rothschild)
- is the daughter of Dwight D. Eisenhower.
- L. Ron Hubbard was replaced by an imposter, who died in
>
>Prof. Touretzky's stimulating activities first arose when some
>students were passing around printed web pages from a Barbara Schwarz
>who spammed just about every cmu email addy she could find. First we
>thought Schwarz was just a kook, but then we checked out her site. Lo
>and behold there it was - the evidence that Prof. Touretzky purchased
>dildos from cmu. Well not "from" cmu but he used cmu facilities to
>do it. Maybe a benefit of higher learning or sheer brilliance - who
>knows?
Evidence? Not hard to tell it's manufactured.
>
>As any good old students don't really like egotistical narcissistic
>professors we took Schwarz's site and mirrored it all over the web.
>See mirrors at:
>
>http://schwarz.getdata.be
>http://schwarz.iespana.es
>http://schwarz.50webs.com
>http://schwarz.awardspace.com
>http://www.intheup.com/members/schwarz
>http://schwarzb.t35.com
>http://schwarz.freespaces.com
>http://schwarzb.100free.com
>http://schwarz.bravehost.com
>http://home.graffiti.net/schwarzb:graffiti.net
>http://personales.ciudad.com.ar/b-schwartz
>http://schwartz.bizhat.com
>http://club.telepolis.com/schwartzb
>http://personales.com/panama/chepo/schwartz
Half of those sites are down.
>
>We can't stand the kinky professor wasting our tuition money for his
>personal gratification. What does "Bachelor Professor" do with
>those dildos? Try not to think about it.
You're CMU folks, huh? Really? That type of sentence structure is
pretty common with Scientology learning methods.
>
>We talked to with some undergrads who are attending Prof. Touretzky's
>monotonous classes. After getting past all of the sophomoric jokes
>making comparisons between Prof. Touretzky's bald head and one of the
>dildos featured on the websites (see above for the sake of research if
>nothing else), they claim have they've never seen him employing the
>dildos in any experiments with his lab rats, but they couldn't
>testify as what he does with them at night (both the lab rats and the
>dildos).
>
>The funny part of all this is that we can watch the prof's reaction
>to and tolerance of XFS games (XFS- extreme free speech). But here's
>a hint at how its played. He will be making the wrong move if he takes
>down any of those websites. Why? Because the rules of XFS call for
>hundreds more sites to replace any taken down. Since cmu administration
>is so timid with their professors and won't lift a finger to
>discipline them Alpha, Beta & Gamma will claim spank on Dr. T.
Claim all you want... You realize this is where a lot of critics hang
out when they're not on a.r.s....
Barbara Schwarz
Patrick Volk schrieb:
> On 2 Mar 2006 23:48:18 -0800, cmud...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> >David
Don't lie about me, Patrick Volk, it doesn't make you look intelligent
but just corrupt. You posted that you have metal in your head, and yes,
it shows.
Patrick Volk
<barbara...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>Patrick Volk schrieb:
>
>> On 2 Mar 2006 23:48:18 -0800, cmud...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>> >David
>
>Don't lie about me, Patrick Volk, it doesn't make you look intelligent
>but just corrupt. You posted that you have metal in your head, and yes,
>it shows.
Don't make me google you. You've said all that on a.r.s. You said
you're still a member of the church. We've been 'treated' to the inner
workings of your mind going on for what... 3 years?
And no, I never posted I had metal in my head. I know, you said it, so
it must be true.
For the benefit of the group, Babs thinks we are all under mind
control through an implant put in there by the evil Nazi psychs!
I should also warn you, on a.r.s., the critics there tended to treat
you with kid gloves. You realize, there are no orgs in Pittsburgh, not
for a good 100 miles. Some people here may just regard you as a
noisemaker.
But not me, Barb. I can't write people off.
bossel
Patrick Volk schrieb:
> On 15 Mar 2006 14:48:18 -0800, "Barbara Schwarz"
> <barbara...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >Patrick Volk schrieb:
> >
> >> On 2 Mar 2006 23:48:18 -0800, cmud...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >>
> >> >David
> >
> >Don't lie about me, Patrick Volk, it doesn't make you look intelligent
> >but just corrupt. You posted that you have metal in your head, and yes,
> >it shows.
I cut what sounds like a disturbed death threat or threat of violence.
You posted that you have scrapnel in your head, you liar.
--
Barbara Schwarz
Looking for the original Mark (Marty) Rathbun. (No impostor, please!)
Patrick Volk
<BarbaraSc...@excite.com> wrote:
>
>Patrick Volk schrieb:
>
>> On 15 Mar 2006 14:48:18 -0800, "Barbara Schwarz"
>> <barbara...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Patrick Volk schrieb:
>> >
>> >> On 2 Mar 2006 23:48:18 -0800, cmud...@yahoo.com wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >David
>> >
>> >Don't lie about me, Patrick Volk, it doesn't make you look intelligent
>> >but just corrupt. You posted that you have metal in your head, and yes,
>> >it shows.
>
>I cut what sounds like a disturbed death threat or threat of violence.
>You posted that you have scrapnel in your head, you liar.
Lol... Typical Scieno drivel... threat of legal rape. I'm married hon.
Barbara Schwarz
Patrick Volk wrote:
> On 16 Mar 2006 15:51:28 -0800, "bossel"
> <BarbaraSc...@excite.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >Patrick Volk schrieb:
> >
> >> On 15 Mar 2006 14:48:18 -0800, "Barbara Schwarz"
> >> <barbara...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Patrick Volk schrieb:
> >> >
> >> >> On 2 Mar 2006 23:48:18 -0800, cmud...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >David
> >> >
> >> >Don't lie about me, Patrick Volk, it doesn't make you look intelligent
> >> >but just corrupt. You posted that you have metal in your head, and yes,
> >> >it shows.
> >
> >I cut what sounds like a disturbed death threat or threat of violence.
> >You posted that you have scrapnel in your head, you liar.
>
> Lol... Typical Scieno drivel... threat of legal rape. I'm married hon.
*plonk*. You make no sense and are just full of hatred.
--
Barbara Schwarz
Looking for the original Mark (Marty) Rathbun. (No impostor, please!)
--
L. Ron Hubbard: "THE CRIMINAL ACCUSES OTHERS OF THINGS WHICH HE HIMSELF
IS DOING. THE CRIMINAL MIND RELENTLESSLY SEEKS TO DESTROY ANYONE IT
IMAGINES MIGHT EXPOSE IT. THE CRIMINAL ONLY SEES OTHERS AS HE HIMSELF
IS."
L. Ron Hubbard: "HONEST PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS, TOO."
http://www.thunderstar.net/~Schwarz/
(I am concerned about Dave Touretzky's activities.)
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/extremists/
Read the pages on terrorist-friendly Andreas Heldal-Lund (arrested for
harassment):
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/extremists/lund/Lund04.html
>
>