Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Married man

[narayani subramanian]

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Date: Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 7:46 AM
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From: vasantha natrajan <iye...@yahoo.com>
To: KRISHNA MOORTHY <sitakri...@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, 15 March 2013 7:22 AM
Subject: Fwd: Married man

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." ***************************** Daughter In law says,' With dues respect, Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?' ********************** When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT -   what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet. ************************************* A lady says to her doctor:   "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him   to cure it?" The doctor replies:   "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! " -- Man Mohan Krishan