This is a ripper

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A Drover walks into a bar with 
A pet crocodile by his side. 


He puts the crocodile up on the bar.  
 
He turns to the astonished patrons. 
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. 


Then the croc will close his 
Mouth for one minute.  
 

'Then he'll open his mouth 
And I'll remove my unit unscathed. 
In return for witnessing this 
Spectacle, 
Each of you will buy me a drink.' 


The crowd murmured their approval. 
The man stood up on the bar, 
Dropped his trousers, 
And placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth. 


The croc closed his mouth 
As the crowd gasped. 
After a minute, 
The man grabbed a beer
 
Bottle and smacked the 
Crocodile hard on the top of
 
Its head. 


The croc opened his mouth 
And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. 


The crowd cheered, 
And the first of his free 
Drinks were delivered. 





The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.' 


A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. 


A Blonde woman timidly 
Spoke up..........
 
'I'll try it - 
Just don't hit me so hard 
With the beer bottle!'


 








 

 

 



 


 





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Regards
Sidhu

Many will call me an adventurer - and that I am, only one of a different sort: one of those who risks his skin to prove his platitudes.

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