This is a ripper

[sidhu]

1Subject: This is a ripper                                      Subject: This is a ripper A Drover walks into a bar with  A pet crocodile by his side.  He puts the crocodile up on the bar.    He turns to the astonished patrons.  'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.  Then the croc will close his  Mouth for one minute.    'Then he'll open his mouth  And I'll remove my unit unscathed.  In return for witnessing this  Spectacle,  Each of you will buy me a drink.'  The crowd murmured their approval.  The man stood up on the bar,  Dropped his trousers,  And placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.  The croc closed his mouth  As the crowd gasped.  After a minute,  The man grabbed a beer  Bottle and smacked the  Crocodile hard on the top of  Its head.  The croc opened his mouth  And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.  The crowd cheered,  And the first of his free  Drinks were delivered.  The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'  A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.  A Blonde woman timidly  Spoke up..........  'I'll try it -  Just don't hit me so hard  With the beer bottle!'

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Regards
Sidhu

Many will call me an adventurer - and that I am, only one of a different sort: one of those who risks his skin to prove his platitudes.

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