Good Eyes

[Scott Pfitzinger]

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all
strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke
up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all
wiry and frazzled up.

"My skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and
bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong
with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says,
"Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your
eyesight."