Jewish Quotes

[Scott Pfitzinger]

"Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty
years into the desert in order to bring us to the only place in the
Middle East that has no oil!"

~ Golda Meir

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"Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your
pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors."

~ Sam Goldwyn

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"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to
use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That
may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from
animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."

~ Shalom Aleichem

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"Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother."

~ Peter Malkin