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Scott Pfitzinger
11/9/07
END of Pfitz's Pfunnies
Due to a desire to reduce technology's time demands, simplify life a little, and consolidate the
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END of Pfitz's Pfunnies
Due to a desire to reduce technology's time demands, simplify life a little, and consolidate the
11/9/07
Scott Pfitzinger
11/7/07
What is 2x2?
Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 x 2 ?" The engineer
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What is 2x2?
Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 x 2 ?" The engineer
11/7/07
Scott Pfitzinger
11/6/07
Cuff Links
Cuff Links The computer company where my wife works distributed a corporate- clothing catalogue that
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Cuff Links
Cuff Links The computer company where my wife works distributed a corporate- clothing catalogue that
11/6/07
Scott Pfitzinger
11/2/07
Good Advice From Kids
Good Advice From Kids "Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, age 10 "When
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Good Advice From Kids
Good Advice From Kids "Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, age 10 "When
11/2/07
Scott Pfitzinger
11/1/07
Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather
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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather
11/1/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/31/07
Halloween Riddles [groaner alert]
Happy Halloween! What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Halloween Riddles [groaner alert]
Happy Halloween! What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
10/31/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/30/07
Making Kids Wait
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of
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Making Kids Wait
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of
10/30/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/29/07
Einstein Quotes
All these quotes are from Albert Einstein ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "If we knew what it
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Einstein Quotes
All these quotes are from Albert Einstein ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "If we knew what it
10/29/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/26/07
Praying Dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie,
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Praying Dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie,
10/26/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/25/07
Truisms About Cats and Dogs
Animal Truisms A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. An
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Truisms About Cats and Dogs
Animal Truisms A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. An
10/25/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/24/07
New Math?
New Math? A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he
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New Math?
New Math? A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he
10/24/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/23/07
Jewish Quotes
"Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in
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Jewish Quotes
"Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in
10/23/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/22/07
Funny Newspaper Headlines
Some Funny Newspaper Headlines (yes, you've probably seen these before, but they're still
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Funny Newspaper Headlines
Some Funny Newspaper Headlines (yes, you've probably seen these before, but they're still
10/22/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/19/07
Good Eyes
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off,
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Good Eyes
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off,
10/19/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/18/07
Variety Day
Today is Variety Day, where you get a handful of shorter jokes instead of one longer one. Enjoy! ====
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Variety Day
Today is Variety Day, where you get a handful of shorter jokes instead of one longer one. Enjoy! ====
10/18/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/17/07
Fast Drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What
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Fast Drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What
10/17/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/16/07
The First Witness
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly,
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The First Witness
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly,
10/16/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/15/07
Potato Puns
Potato Puns Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead. How do you describe an angry
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Potato Puns
Potato Puns Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead. How do you describe an angry
10/15/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/12/07
Go Forth and Multiply
Go Forth and Multiply After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the animals
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Go Forth and Multiply
Go Forth and Multiply After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the animals
10/12/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/11/07
New Kind of Car
A New Kind of Car Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened
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New Kind of Car
A New Kind of Car Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened
10/11/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/10/07
High Blood Pressure
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "
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High Blood Pressure
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "
10/10/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/9/07
Top 10 Signs You're at a Bad Zoo
Top Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys
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Top 10 Signs You're at a Bad Zoo
Top Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys
10/9/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/8/07
Buying A Cat
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a
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Buying A Cat
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a
10/8/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/5/07
Performance Evaluation Terminology
Dictionary of Performance Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is
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Performance Evaluation Terminology
Dictionary of Performance Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is
10/5/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/4/07
Police House Calls
Police House Calls My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a
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Police House Calls
Police House Calls My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a
10/4/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/3/07
Bunion Removal
Bunion Removal I went to my podiatrist to have a bunion removed. When the treatment ended, I asked if
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Bunion Removal
Bunion Removal I went to my podiatrist to have a bunion removed. When the treatment ended, I asked if
10/3/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/2/07
Waiter Question
A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take
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Waiter Question
A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take
10/2/07
Scott Pfitzinger
10/1/07
Ghost Indian
Ghost Indian Two Ponca men were sitting out on a back road visiting. All at once there was a tapping
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Ghost Indian
Ghost Indian Two Ponca men were sitting out on a back road visiting. All at once there was a tapping
10/1/07
Scott Pfitzinger
9/27/07
Letter to the Bank
Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay
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Letter to the Bank
Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay
9/27/07
Scott Pfitzinger
9/26/07
Passwords
Passwords This consultant is working on a Web development project for a client, and he's also got
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Passwords
Passwords This consultant is working on a Web development project for a client, and he's also got
9/26/07