Duct Tape or a Nail
Leeon and Donna
Duct Tape or
a Nail?
A man dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, 'Here's how it works.
You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good
things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item,
depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get
in.'
'Okay,' the man says, 'I was married
to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my
heart.'
'That's wonderful,' says St. Peter,
'that's worth two points!'
'Two points?!' he
says.
'Well, I attended church all my
life and supported its ministry with my tithe and
service.'
'Terrific!' says St. Peter.. 'That's certainly worth a
point.'
'One
point!?!!'
'I started a soup kitchen in my city
and worked in a shelter for homeless
veterans.'
'Fantastic, that's good for two more points,' he
says.
'Two points!?!!##**##
'Exasperated, the man cries. 'At this rate the only way I'll get into
heaven is by the grace of
God.'
'Bingo! 100 points! Come on
in!'
We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct
tape.
God did it
with a
nail.
ONLY BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS!
M.J. Teague
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