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Fwd: Bewildered Texan
BEWILDERED
TEXAN
While
hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a
Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was
struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and
bombs he was carrying.
Along
with him was an illegal Mexican who was also struggling
to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs
that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get
help, they'd surely drown.
Being
a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those
in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's
Office and Homeland Security.
It
is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority
has responded.