Boudreax and Clotile
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M.J. Teague
Jun 14, 2010, 1:10:35 PM6/14/10
to P.C.&C., Teague, Charles Jr.
One day Boudreaux went to the doctor to get a check up. Boudreaux says to the doctor, "Mais you know something doc ... my wife Clotile, she's having trouble wit her hearing."
De doc say, "Well Boudreaux, how bad is it?"
"Mais doc I don't know how bad it really is but she don't seem to hear me at all. Whats de best way to find out how bad her hearing is?"
De doc say, "Boudreaux, when you get home stand about 20 feet behind Clotile and say something in your regular voice. If Clotile don't respond then move up 10 feet and try again. If you don't get any response again move up 5 feet and try, then if you don't get any response move right up behind her and try."
When Boudreax got home, Clotile was wash dem dish in de sink so he get about 20 feet back and say, "Clotile what we havin for dinner?"
Mais there was no response, so he move up 10 feet and say dat again. Still no response so he move up 5 feet and try. Nothing...
"Hunh, it worse dan I tought," Boudreaux say to himself.
He move right up behind Clotile now and ax her one mo time, "Clotile, what we havin for dinner?"
Clotile turned, looked at him and said, "for the fourth time, I said we havin' chicken and rice!".
De doc say, "Well Boudreaux, how bad is it?"
"Mais doc I don't know how bad it really is but she don't seem to hear me at all. Whats de best way to find out how bad her hearing is?"
De doc say, "Boudreaux, when you get home stand about 20 feet behind Clotile and say something in your regular voice. If Clotile don't respond then move up 10 feet and try again. If you don't get any response again move up 5 feet and try, then if you don't get any response move right up behind her and try."
When Boudreax got home, Clotile was wash dem dish in de sink so he get about 20 feet back and say, "Clotile what we havin for dinner?"
Mais there was no response, so he move up 10 feet and say dat again. Still no response so he move up 5 feet and try. Nothing...
"Hunh, it worse dan I tought," Boudreaux say to himself.
He move right up behind Clotile now and ax her one mo time, "Clotile, what we havin for dinner?"
Clotile turned, looked at him and said, "for the fourth time, I said we havin' chicken and rice!".
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