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[Amrutha C Sivadas]

 

A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,   "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."             **********************************************************************   P Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail   This e-mail and any attachment are confidential. The Trust Company Group reserves all rights and privileges available to it. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, then any use, disclosure or copying of the information in it is unauthorised and strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify me and delete this e-mail and any attachment from your computer. Trust Group does not guarantee the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of The Trust Company Group. The Trust Company Group respects your privacy. Please be aware that all information contained in your email is stored in our company's server. Access to and use of that information by The Trust Company Group personnel is strictly controlled in accordance with our Privacy Policy. The policy can be viewed on our website.     **********************************************************************

 

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